I May Be Related To Benjamin Franklin omg

originally posted by: geezlouise
I did forget to ask if anyone else has done the DNA thing before and found anything interesting out.

I did. Reptilian.

originally posted by: rickymouse
My grandpa came to this country on the back of a big fish. Or was it a boat? Anyway, he was a Finn.

I am not sure if there are any famous Finns.

There was that one Finn that got picked up and carried over the border to Soviet Russia by other Finns because he was a stinking red commie.

Also Marco Hietala. What a man. What a beard.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ha! If you are a reptilian then what is DBCowboy? Oh yes, Pleiadian.

originally posted by: auroraaus
Ha! If you are a reptilian then what is DBCowboy?

A sock puppet.

That's really exciting. I'm waiting for my results to come in early May. Hopefully it will confirm a few leads. Among them a general who helped established my ancestors country.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Remember that time right after the David Icke AMA when I wanted all of us to meet at one of his upcoming shows in NYC and I offered to make the signs, "WE ARE NOT LIZARDS, WE'RE WIZARDS"? Now I know why you didn't want to do that. I WAS SO WRONG.

a reply to: auroraaus

OMG SOMEBODY USED TO SAY THAT I WAS A PLEIADIAN ALIEN COME TO HELP HUMANITY. They were wrong.

I really don't have anything to contribute, but thanks to everyone involved in this thread you are all awesome and this has been a rather humorous read.

originally posted by: geezlouise
I WAS SO WRONG.

"Two wrongs don't make a right......but three lefts do." - B. Franklin

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL HE NEVER SAID THAT.

I had to google it tho.

originally posted by: geezlouise
I had to google it tho.

You're fargin awesome.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I just learned that I'm super sapiosexual, too.

You're hawt af. Your wife is a lucky lady.

Cool, now "they" can clone you anytime they want... and you paid them for it.

Taking off tinfoil, do you tend to be frugal, creative and are you an inveterate libertine?

Go to France... be a star.

originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: muzzleflash

Please stop.

You stop.
Can't can ya?

a reply to: geezlouise

That's so cool. Lightning lady.

I think I might be related to that wizard guy from the British archipelago. Who was that again?

Damnit everytime i recall his name it gets instantly erased from my brain.

Hmmm.
...




Merlin!

There we are.

a reply to: YouSir

Except ol' bill was a made up name to hide the truth about that religious sect that went about doing secret things, but letting out snippets of truth to the common folk by way of writing from two blokes, using the works attributed to shakespear.

OP, But what if, just what if you weren't related to Franklin, but .. He was related to you?

Now that would be really strange.

a reply to: CreationBro

LOL I LOVE MERLIN. That would be awesome.

a reply to: badw0lf

WHOOOAAAAA.

That does feel funny.

Mary Franklin Holmes is my 7th great grandmother. Are you on ancestry?

a reply to: geezlouise

Mary Franklin Holmes is my 7th great grandmother. Are you on ancestry DNA?

originally posted by: CounselorCarla
a reply to: geezlouise

Mary Franklin Holmes is my 7th great grandmother. Are you on ancestry DNA?

If you had read the OP at all you might have figured out the answer to your question, lol.

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