I want to change the World - And I want to change it NOW!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just spray paint my feet now.

Saves me the effort from bending over.

Do you use the same stuff that you spray on your head to make it look like you have hair?

Yep! I once accidently used a spray can of glue by mistake.

Froze my eye brows.

I looked "surprised" for about a month.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I looked "surprised" for about a month.

Better than looking senile.

a reply to: DBCowboy
For the man who has everything but can't bend over to use it!

I got your back!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I looked "surprised" for about a month.

Better than looking senile.

The last time I was out in public looking senile, drooling, and having a glazed look in my eyes I was elected state senator.


Never again.

a reply to: AlienView

I can totally understand your disgust for the in-action of the majority in this world who just want to live in peace without violence, wars and conflicts. We have a minority of people in the world who "we" have given power to who everyday can decide with the push of a button or order to end the innocent lives of millions and destroy this beautiful planet. We're simply slaves of a few. Unfortunately we have among the majority who continue to support fighting violence with violence, devoting trillions of dollars on war machines which in return will end up being used to end the human race. We also continue to allow the destruction of the environment for the sake of greed and profits.

I hope the current outrage of the recent school shootings and the current pressure from the public and a push to organize and demand change and action from our legislatures will become successful. Maybe it will serve as a reminder for citizens in the U.S. and the world, there's strength in numbers. People of the world can't continue to stay quiet, feel powerless and insecure just because they have a roof over their head and money in their pockets.

Humanity needs to start recognizing that wars, threats of war, crime, racism and violence have no place in an evolved civilized society. We can no longer use threats of war and antagonizing other countries with military operations. These are all tools of evil. Instead the people of the world should all come together for one cause, world peace. It sounds like an impossibility, but does it take a war and the loss of millions of innocent lives for humanity to come together and say enough is enough?

It's as simple as acknowledging right from wrong and taking action.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: DBCowboy
For the man who has everything but can't bend over to use it!

I got your back!

Now I need one for my pants!

a reply to: TNMockingbird


When I saw that commercial DB was the first person I thought of. I figured he probably invented it.

He also invented that grabber arm so he doesn't have to get up from his scooter to reach a can of potted meat.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird


When I saw that commercial DB was the first person I thought of. I figured he probably invented it.

He also invented that grabber arm so he doesn't have to get up from his scooter to reach a can of potted meat.

"Potted Meat" was my stripper name in the 80's.

Don't judge!

I was in college and needed the money!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was in college and needed the money!

I'd like my quarters back.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was in college and needed the money!

I'd like my quarters back.

Sadly, they're still in the same place you put them.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Hmmmm, still want them back.

originally posted by: madmac5150
Wow.

That is why I drink Coke, not Pepsi.

I drink Dr Pepper, that explains the mental instability. But if you want to make a better place? ban Dr pepper, McNuggets, nuclear weapons, overpopulation, deforestation, and anyone who instagrams photos of their breakfast.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Hmmmm, still want them back.

Now we're back to the issue of me bending over again.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Use the grabber arm thingy.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Use the grabber arm thingy.

You mean my, "Gunther"?

a reply to: DBCowboy


Yup. That's the one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Yup. That's the one.

He's busy making mimosa's right now.

But after he stops crying, I'll get him started.

a reply to: AlienView

Hasn't history shown Man has explored, played out, and incorporated this negativity throughout his History?

When are you going to learn from history? For every positive invention/creation we've ever come up with, we've managed to find a way to use it for evil too. That's life. Get used to it. Most people can't even control or change their own spouse and children, much less the rest of the world. Some day you'll FINALLY realize WHY we have a God in the first place.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Don't make him stop crying, his salty tears can be used to rim my margarita glass's edge.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Don't make him stop crying, his salty tears can be used to rim my margarita glass's edge.

Priorities!



And that's how you change the world!

One Gunther at a time.