GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!

Ohhh ho ho ho.

I pull up to the grocery store I see a table assembled.....

Please for the love of all that is good be The Girl Scouts slanging those cookies!

Guess what?

It was.

So yeah, I was suppose to start some sort of Keto diet but here I am.

I kept thinking about being a boyscout and all the damn popcorn I sold and how much easier it would've been if I was selling girl scout cookies.

Had to get Thin Mints, Tagalongs, TWO BOXES OF SAMOAS , Do-si-dos.

WHERE WAS THE LEMON ONES ?!

Keto can wait.



Lysergic in a past life.

a reply to: Lysergic

I usually stay inside a dark room locked from the outside during GSC season.

a reply to: Lysergic

Ahhh I was waiting for a thread like this.

One word: Samoas

...carry on

The guy next door had a big stinky plant in his back yard. I asked him what that was, and why it smelled like that. He said its a Girl Scout Cookies plant. I didn't see any cookies on it. I think he was pulling my leg.

a reply to: Lysergic



Damn things are $4 a box now!
I like a good cookie but I'm not going to be bend over for them.
I'll just buy Oreos


On a side note, when my daughter was selling them "she did about two years", we had to buy the cookies and then sell them. Is that still true?

a reply to: Bluntone22

I was actually wondering that, if they got fronted the product or if they had to buy an inventory.

Boyscouts I went around with like a form for them to fill out all color and what not think I submitted order then collected on delivery if I remember right.

If so, wow these moms bought a crap ton.

I don't want a cookie and I don't appreciate being looked at like I'm some kind of asshole when I say as much.
I'd rather give a bum a few bucks to buy a bottle of cheap wine.
I got kicked out of Boy Scouts.
They didn't appreciate my critiques of the macaroni art.

originally posted by: visitedbythem
The guy next door had a big stinky plant in his back yard. I asked him what that was, and why it smelled like that. He said its a Girl Scout Cookies plant. I didn't see any cookies on it. I think he was pulling my leg.

my favorite kind of girl scout cookie

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: visitedbythem
The guy next door had a big stinky plant in his back yard. I asked him what that was, and why it smelled like that. He said its a Girl Scout Cookies plant. I didn't see any cookies on it. I think he was pulling my leg.

my favorite kind of girl scout cookie

Funny thing is. He says that's a cookie tree, then how come he always orders almost a whole case of thin mints and cookies from me each year. He buys more then anyone else

a reply to: Lysergic


That is fluckin funny. Cookie rehab!!

Am I the only one that doesn’t get why people go crazy for Girl Scout cookies? The chocolate is waxy and artificial tasting... the texture is inevitably stale. I don’t get it.

To answer a question above, when my daughter dabbled in Girl Scouts (she was a daisy) I believe the troop had to buy boxes up front.

I’m not a fan of making kids sell stuff - whether Girl Scouts or marching band ... but I’ve never said no to any kid that comes to my door. Stupid adorable kids.

Was District leader for one year. Scouts did not pay ahead-they took orders and were paid at the time of ordering.

Set up tables at all the big boxes with cookies provided by the troops.

After all those years of cookies and all that accounting, I can barely even look at a box.

originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: visitedbythem
The guy next door had a big stinky plant in his back yard. I asked him what that was, and why it smelled like that. He said its a Girl Scout Cookies plant. I didn't see any cookies on it. I think he was pulling my leg.

my favorite kind of girl scout cookie

Funny thing is. He says that's a cookie tree, then how come he always orders almost a whole case of thin mints and cookies from me each year. He buys more then anyone else

He's got to feed the tree.

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: visitedbythem
The guy next door had a big stinky plant in his back yard. I asked him what that was, and why it smelled like that. He said its a Girl Scout Cookies plant. I didn't see any cookies on it. I think he was pulling my leg.

my favorite kind of girl scout cookie

Funny thing is. He says that's a cookie tree, then how come he always orders almost a whole case of thin mints and cookies from me each year. He buys more then anyone else

He's got to feed the tree.

Star for making me legit laugh out loud.

a reply to: VegHead
They’ve gone downhill in the last few years.
They used to use mr Christie cookies. Now yes waxy, I’m no longer tempted.

Somebody bought me the most massive tin of walkers shortbread for Xmas. I only just got going on those. Can’t eat just one. I’m fantasizing about them right now.


What happened to the door to door Hershey’s chocolate almonds? 😍

originally posted by: visitedbythem

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: visitedbythem
The guy next door had a big stinky plant in his back yard. I asked him what that was, and why it smelled like that. He said its a Girl Scout Cookies plant. I didn't see any cookies on it. I think he was pulling my leg.

my favorite kind of girl scout cookie

Funny thing is. He says that's a cookie tree, then how come he always orders almost a whole case of thin mints and cookies from me each year. He buys more then anyone else

He’s harvesting them

I've never had any luck with them. Set up just about everyplace I could think of.

For some reason, it's "odd" to have a 35 year old man with a beard selling girl scout cookies with no kids around.

People can be so judgemental.

I would assure you that if a certain Mrs.Clinton gave away these things in 2016 ....we all would be saying Madame President. I was in Cub Scouts....they kicked me out for eating Brownies.

originally posted by: openyourmind1262
I would assure you that if a certain Mrs.Clinton gave away these things in 2016 ....we all would be saying Madame President.

I'm picturing a girl scout cookie warehouse with all the trucks missing and a dozen girl scouts found dead of self inflicted double taps to the back of the head.

originally posted by: skunkape23
I don't want a cookie and I don't appreciate being looked at like I'm some kind of asshole when I say as much.
I'd rather give a bum a few bucks to buy a bottle of cheap wine.
I got kicked out of Boy Scouts.
They didn't appreciate my critiques of the macaroni art.

Legal panhandling. If you really need the money and do that, you get arrested.