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I tried to train her
.it's like CRACK!! They won't ever go home!
originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
I love girls! I love my wife, more dearly than almost life itself, but girls are STICKY!!
Ever since they've been little babies, girls are sticky. The LOVE sticky stuff. The more sticky it is, the more they love it! Sweets, honey, ice cream...anything sticky!! Just anything! It just amazes me! I've never known a girl who wasn't sticky. They get sticky on their hands, sticky on their face...just sticky all over.
Now, I'm the guy who cleans the kitchen (dishes, counters, etc). I can always tell where my wife has been because...it's sticky. About 2 feet around the coffee pot...sticky. If she makes a sammich...sticky. Dinner...sticky. Everything...sticky!! Girls are sticky! I swear, it must be a girl thing, because every girl I've ever seen...from infants to adults...all sticky! If you put a little boy and a little girl together and leave them for a while, the boy will be covered in dirt (and happy), and the girl...will be sticky! Guaranteed!! STICKY!
You can follow a girl around and everywhere she goes there will be sticky stuff. It's freaking amazing!
Tell me girls...what is it about sticky that you like so much????? My GAWD!! Just the stickiest human beings on the planet. Love you all, but you be sticky!!
originally posted by: halfoldman
Not sure, don't want to offend either gender.
But once in Grade 9 I massaged by comrade's tail (I think).
And the face-cream I got was pretty sticky too.
In fact, for about an hour I pondered - is this face-cream or hair-gel?
originally posted by: fiverx313
originally posted by: badw0lf
You're a girl??
we live and learn. hehe
yes, but i can kick your ass at mario kart if that'll make you feel better about it
originally posted by: halfoldman
Not sure, don't want to offend either gender.
But once in Grade 9 I massaged by comrade's tail (I think).
And the face-cream I got was pretty sticky too.
In fact, for about an hour I pondered - is this face-cream or hair-gel?