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New Member Hon. Judge Roy Bean

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posted on Jan, 4 2018 @ 03:17 AM

originally posted by: dreamingawake
Oh Schnitzels, Hello Hon. Judge Mr. Bean!

The John Titor fame isn't from this site, wish it was though.

Please bring the non modern day partisan topics.

Indeed it was the Lear and not the Titor who made a tsunami here.

But not so different. One is a fictional character from the future who wanted to be real, and the other is a real character from now who wanted to be a fictional character from the future.

So OP, any clues about 2038? Can we use enough pentiums to create a time vortex around 2038 and skip from 2037 to 2039 so as to evade the linux date flop?

Yours in anticipation, dear Bean.

posted on Jan, 4 2018 @ 03:20 AM

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: JudgeBean

Isn't this where John Titor met his match?

No, this is where Billy the Kid shot Pat and took over his persona, his shadow descendants giving birth to JFK, who was then an alien changeling coordinated by LBJ and area 51 to put the half-black alien hybrid Obama in power as a New World Savior.


Valiant Thor would be angry.

You're giving it all away for free. Expect an incoming transmission.

posted on Jan, 4 2018 @ 04:26 AM
a reply to: JudgeBean

My second best movie, The Wild Bunch beats it in my opinion.

Welcome your honour.


posted on Jan, 4 2018 @ 05:45 PM
That's a hearty welcome. Thank all of you.

It sounds ridiculous, but here are some things that are apparently true:

1. I had never heard of narwhals until about 2 years ago. I still can't believe that they are real. No one I know has ever seen one. Same goes for fanged deer, flying foxes, rainbow trees. What's going on here?

2. L.Ron Hubbard had a look-alike with a similar name (possibly a relative) who died on the Lusitania.

3. The Rockefeller family waited almost 40 years to take revenge on W.R. Hearst by backing the failed epic movie Citizen Kane.

4. Last year they announced the wrong winners for Miss Universe and the Oscars Best Movie, Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize for Literature, and Donald Trump was elected President of the United States.

5. Physicists have decided that the universe is a holographic projection of a complex 8th-dimensional crystal. Not all physicists. Some believe that 90% of the universe inexplicably doesn't exist.

6. On the far right wing of American life, apocalyptic millennialists and "Alt-Right" activists together believe that the End of the World is just around the corner, overdue, and very exciting.

Mind you, all of this comes up after Vonnegut would be able to enjoy it.

posted on Jan, 4 2018 @ 05:48 PM

Best Western for me is The Shootist, but not sure whether Brennan beats Newman for the part of Roy Bean.

The best Oaters feature old guys mooning about the twilight of the frontier. Unforgiven. Wild Bunch.

posted on Jan, 16 2018 @ 09:59 AM
a reply to: JudgeBean

hey there Judge, please posts some of your poems if you are willing to share : )

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