DontTreadOnMe is turning 100,000

…posts that is. That’s right, our favorite Moderator has reached a historic mark at ATS and will become the first poster to hit the mythical 100,000 posts. What’s that? You weren’t aware? That’s because the site owners are covering up for her fiendish addiction to ATS by sneakily removing her from the list of top posters to help hide the fact that she hasn’t done house work or cooked dinner since 2004:



Setting that aside many of you are familiar with her posting style since she often speaks to all of you
LIKE THIS, SINCE YOU ARE ALL ROTTEN MISBEHAVING SCOUNDRELS WHO NEED TO BE CONSTANTLY REPRIMANDED!!!!!

When DTOM is not speaking to you in blind-person font what does she like to discuss? Well, for starters, she hates her computer and likes to share how it’s the constant target of her wrath and abuse:

Is my Computer Monitor Dying?? (Yes, yes it is)

The file is a decompression bomb.

Windows 7, 64-bit not installing Windows Updates.

Here we go again: Win7 updates frozen at 0%

SIGH.....now the Windows won't sleep automatically......

New computer problem.....is something dying (srsly?)

7 yr old computer, is it dying? (Yeah, it is, painfully)

HELP!!! big computer woes (Shocker)

new noise from CPU---PLEASE HELP!!!

Current version of Opera Stable not closing

It goes on like that for thread after tragic thread. I’m surprised she hasn’t actually hunted down Bill Gates and physically tossed him through a window so he lands on top of Michael Dell.

So what else does DTOM do? Well, she happens to run most of our avatar contests so all of you with fancy avies can thank her for herding the cats that make these for us free of charge. It's like a sweatshop art forum:

Some of the more recent ones:

Christmas Avatars 2017

2017 Halloween Avatar and Background Contest

Be My Valentine Avatar Contest 2017 ...PLEASE VOTE

BTS .... Avatar Creations 2017

But that’s work, what does DTOM do for fun? Well she can make you a mean gluten free cookie:

Gluten Free Cookies.....Holiday Edition

She can help you clean up your body after cleaning up your Off-Topic nonsense:

Handwashing: Clean Hands Save Lives

She’s also able to tell what the sun is doing late in the day:

DAMN...it's getting dim outside

Exploring scary locations:

Refrigerator Weirdness

Worries about Fukashima (Just don’t tell her it’s actually in Japan!):

Why 'radioactive' Deutsche Bank could go nuclear at any time, experts warn

And she really does care about the children:

What do they teach in K-12 these days, anything???? (Nope!)

One thing you wont see DTOM talk about is politics because it ends up MAKING HER TALK LIKE THIS!!!!!!

So take some time today and drop her a note or post a message here in this thread and say, ‘DTOM, please, please, please go outside and get the hell off the internet for once.’ And while you’re at it you could probably say congratulations and thanks for helping to make ATS the fun, great site we all enjoy.

Except when we’re getting yelled at.

congratulations dtom!

She's a sneaky one.

You have to keep your eyes on her.

It's best if you only blink with one eye so the other one stays open. It's like trying to watch a Weeping Angel.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Was going to comment about how I remembered my 100,000th birthday, how human sacrifice isn't what it used to be, yadda yadda.

Then I saw it was about 100,000 posts.

Carry on.

I am only allowed 5 posts a day...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You made me laugh out loud with this and I'm still smiling.

She'll ban you and I'll unban you and then she'll ban us both. Not good!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

One of my favorite happier people on ATS!
She doesn't look a day over 99,999 (posts) to me though.

Yes, thank you for all of the fun contests and all the other stuff too
Cute thread Augustus.

originally posted by: Lysergic

I am only allowed 5 posts a day...

Wise policy by Springer.

originally posted by: Kandinsky
She'll ban you and I'll unban you and then she'll ban us both. Not good!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
One of my favorite happier people on ATS!

I'm telling you, it's the avoidance of politics.

DTOM.

A forum member Lagomorphe has sent you a round of applause.

Do not respond to this U2U

Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: ketsuko
She's a sneaky one.

You have to keep your eyes on her.

It's best if you only blink with one eye so the other one stays open. It's like trying to watch a Weeping Angel.

Like this?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

...her...

😦😦😦
Everything I ever believed was a lie... a damn lie!!!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

DTOM your an awesome person and we love to have you here, but please go outside and meet people irl every once in a while.

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
😦😦😦
Everything I ever believed was a lie... a damn lie!!!

Shattering the ATS male patriarchy with 20,000 posts to spare.

originally posted by: starwarsisreal
DTOM your an awesome person and we love to have you here, but for please go outside and meet people irl every once in a while.

Bye Starwarsisreal, it was nice knowing you.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Well, you know how the moderators live forever don't you?

They ban you and then proceed to feed off the energy of the rest of your ATS lifespan.

Seriously, applause to DToM!

Sounds like somebody needs a hobby.
Can't babysit us fools all the time.....

a reply to: ketsuko

If she took the scalp of everyone she's ever banned she could open a wig store. If she had a buck for each one she'd finally be able to buy a new laptop that doesn't run on Windows 98.

a reply to: Bluntone22

High post counts are the price of being a mod. Easily 10k of my own posts are through alerts, bickering and agreeing with stuff out back in the mod forums. You won't see any of us with good Karma because we post so much in staff forums. DTOM's been modding since forever hence the huge count.

She also gives out cookies
Congratulations DTOM!
S&F Augustus

New Year Rainbows
Jane x