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originally posted by: FauxMulder
I heard he fixed his erm....leakage problem....with flexseal.
originally posted by: testingtesting
could it smoke a baby pig whole?.
originally posted by: FauxMulder
Yea, I'm just glad he got the tag-away. Those skin tags were getting out of control.
originally posted by: JohnnyAnonymous
Hi... Sorry i'm late... I was told there was a ATS BBQ happening? I brought the Kool-AID
(Voice in background says... 'dont drink the kool-Aid')
originally posted by: FauxMulder
If you got him the Bedazzler it would really take his street game to the next level.
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originally posted by: testingtesting
Then it can do 2 baby pandas!