I have become . . . . . . one of those people

originally posted by: projectvxn
Literally Hitler.

I laughed so hard I nearly spilled my over-priced beverage.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: DBCowboy

I love coffee, which I now refer to as covfefe, because it just rolls off the tongue innit??

Oh yeah - your machine, good one - I bet you now sip with your legs crossed and pinky raised high too.

And no ordinary, regular coffee mugs, either.

Must use fine, antique coffee cups and saucers. Haviland Limoge, maybe, and real cream in the creamer, not the Coffee Mate stuff.

a reply to: DBCowboy

By the way, Sean Hannity is saddened by your support f Keurig...

a reply to: DBCowboy

I have an Uncle, who lives next door to a guy, who's nephew cuts the lawn of a guy who owns a Keurig.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I have an Uncle, who lives next door to a guy, who's nephew cuts the lawn of a guy who owns a Keurig.

So you're like famous, aren't you?

originally posted by: odzeandennz
a reply to: DBCowboy

someone's on their way to be 'gluten-free' soon.

Well duh, you ever seen what glutenous fingerprints do to the grooves on vinyl records?

Those Keurig pots add electromagnetic signaling to the coffee that makes people into Far Left politically correct zombies. Oh oh. Too late, you had a cup already.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: DBCowboy

By the way, Sean Hannity is saddened by your support f Keurig...

I'll have a chat with him while plotting to over throw of the US- I mean, during our next get-together at the Elks Lodge.

originally posted by: rickymouse
Those Keurig pots add electromagnetic signaling to the coffee that makes people into Far Left politically correct zombies. Oh oh. Too late, you had a cup already.

Typical cis-gendered response!

originally posted by: projectvxn
Literally Hitler.

I'll bet if we looked. He's built little concentration camps for the instant coffee that used to live freely in his cupboards.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I have an Uncle, who lives next door to a guy, who's nephew cuts the lawn of a guy who owns a Keurig.

I assume he requires the lawn be cut one blade at a time, with the blade replaced after each cut?

originally posted by: rickymouse

originally posted by: Cheddarhead
a reply to: DBCowboy

You turn your nose up at one of those new fangled Mr. Coffee makers?

Mr. Cheddarhead still prefers his coffee from an old skool PERCOLATOR, basket and all. I shy away from the glass one that heats up on the stove. I tend to break glass, unfortunately.


Oh my, I guess I'll go crawl back into my candle lit cave now...

Enjoy your coffee and uh, other beverages! You're moving up in the world! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

We have a glass percolator in case the lights go out, we also have three or four aluminum ones. The aluminum ones are for the campfire, the glass one is for on the kitchen wood cookstove we have in the dining room. We no longer have a microwave, the woodstove oven is warm most of the winter. It works great for making roasts and even making popcorn on the top. One drawback, none of our frying pans has a cover, we can't cook bacon on it, the grease spatters out onto the top.

Cookstoves are awesome. We have an old Monarch stove, and it just fascinates me that you can feed it logs, scrap wood, ugly furniture, whatever, and make food with it. It's kind of our Plan B if the power goes out, we can have heat and stuff our faces once it's up and running.

Hubby cooks bacon with no lid on the fry pan, just makes sure he's wearing long sleeves.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: projectvxn
Literally Hitler.

I'll bet if we looked. He's built little concentration camps for the instant coffee that used to live freely in his cupboards.

...blame the world's troubles on the (cuppa) Joes.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I have an Uncle, who lives next door to a guy, who's nephew cuts the lawn of a guy who owns a Keurig.

So you're like famous, aren't you?

My town made me Mayor.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: rickymouse
Those Keurig pots add electromagnetic signaling to the coffee that makes people into Far Left politically correct zombies. Oh oh. Too late, you had a cup already.

Typical cis-gendered response!

Does that mean coffee grinders response?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Um. Weren't y'all supposed to be smashing those devil-machines according to Hannity???

Anyway. Congrats. May your brown water...ahem...coffee flow freely.

a reply to: DBCowboy

a reply to: AboveBoard

If you can't stand the covfefe, get out of the butler's pantry.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Don't let the guys insults to your coffee manhood get you down.
They may be implying you are getting soft but I'm sure they all have microwaves and air conditioning.
We all have our guilty pleasures....

originally posted by: rickymouse

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: rickymouse
Those Keurig pots add electromagnetic signaling to the coffee that makes people into Far Left politically correct zombies. Oh oh. Too late, you had a cup already.

Typical cis-gendered response!

Does that mean coffee grinders response?

Coffee grinders are gender-suppressive!