posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 11:52 AM
Well we were all waiting for it...and its happened. The next celebrity to be hashtagged with the "me too" is announced
Businessman and entrepreneur Jabba the Hutt has been accused of sexual misconduct by Princess Leia. It is alleged that Jabba used his position to
harass and intimidate multiple women culminating in attempting to "stick his tongue down Princess Leia's throat" within minutes of meeting her, an
allegation he denies stating that the allegations are racist against slimey green slug beasts by Social Justice Warriors the Jedi Knights. However, it
is further alleged that Jabba paid an out of court settlement of 12m credits but stated that this was NOT an admission of guilt but that he feared
being throttled by political correctness. A further allegation was made by former dancing girl Oola that she was let go after refusing Jabba's
advances and that he told her she would be "eaten alive" in the industry after her refusal.
This businessman and space traveller has lost his businesses his place on the Grand Hutt Council and has been shunned by the Empire for mere
allegations of wrong doing without proof and these allegations have caused him severe financial hardship and loss of respect within the crime world
during a most difficult time for Mr Hutt who is currently grieving over the kidnapping of his son Rotta. However, Hans Solo a close friend of Jabba's
stated for the media that Jabba was a "wonderful human being" and had helped Mr Solo regularly with regards to extending the time period of various
debts and Mr Solo said he wouldn't hesitate to back Jabba in his fight to clear his name
PS any resemblance to persons living or dead is completely purposeful. PPS This is a work of fiction and I have to give credit to Davywavy for most of
it
edit on 22-11-2017 by PhyllidaDavenport because: spelling
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