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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Arrested Development joke that is misquoted, but hoped it would still slide.

I am aware. Wasn't it Saks 5th Avenue? I don't remember.

originally posted by: chelsdh
I am aware. Wasn't it Saks 5th Avenue? I don't remember.

Don't put me on the spot like that, I'm not that smart.

originally posted by: RainyState
The furniture company I was with in Colorado moved me out to Oregon to manage one of their stores.

Eventually I left that company and started my own woodworking/furniture design/repair business that I named Rainy State Designs. This was around the same time I finally decided to stop lurking and start an ATS account. Years later the business no longer exists, but the name lives on......

Fellow woodworker eh?

I have often thought that we need a little woodworking shop somewhere on here to chat about that kind of thing and anything in general.

A bit like the shed but with less dragons and more tools.

originally posted by: nonspecific
I have often thought that we need a little woodworking shop somewhere on here to chat about that kind of thing and anything in general.

A bit like the shed but with less dragons and more tools.

Oh, yeah, cause a whole forum of people turning twigs into whistles would light the site on fire.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
I have often thought that we need a little woodworking shop somewhere on here to chat about that kind of thing and anything in general.

A bit like the shed but with less dragons and more tools.

Oh, yeah, cause a whole forum of people turning twigs into whistles would light the site on fire.

I am sure you and the other idiots would pop by to make a mockery of it and some of the sharp tools involved would make a satanic pervert like your good self giddy with the potential of them.

originally posted by: nonspecific
I am sure you and the other idiots would pop by to make a mockery of it and some of the sharp tools involved would make a satanic pervert like your good self giddy with the potential of them.

I'm making a mockery of it now and I think I just lost an eye.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
I am sure you and the other idiots would pop by to make a mockery of it and some of the sharp tools involved would make a satanic pervert like your good self giddy with the potential of them.

I'm making a mockery of it now and I think I just lost an eye.

Hope it was not your all seeing one.

originally posted by: nonspecific
Hope it was not your all seeing one.

It was the other one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
Hope it was not your all seeing one.

It was the other one.

Ooh nasty, at least you can still see straight though.

I would put some ice between your legs and see the masonic choir mastr about stepping up an octave or two.

a reply to: nonspecific


Why don't you go and whittle me a new one Woody McWoodworker.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: nonspecific


Why don't you go and whittle me a new one Woody McWoodworker.

Whittleing is an art I have yet to master, you need a porch and a rocking chair to sit on for whittling and I sold my banjo.

originally posted by: nonspecific
Whittleing is an art I have yet to master, you need a porch and a rocking chair to sit on for whittling and I sold my banjo.

Hmmm, it seems like you're stereotyping woodworkers as toothless inbreds.

I like it.

a reply to: nonspecific

I have a mandolin that can be borrowed.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
Whittleing is an art I have yet to master, you need a porch and a rocking chair to sit on for whittling and I sold my banjo.

Hmmm, it seems like you're stereotyping woodworkers as toothless inbreds.

I like it.

Nope just the American ones, English ones are fine gentlemen, well built, good looking, never lose a pencil.

originally posted by: nonspecific
Nope just the American ones, English ones are fine gentlemen, well built, good looking, never lose a pencil.

I've seen your picture, you look American.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
Nope just the American ones, English ones are fine gentlemen, well built, good looking, never lose a pencil.

I've seen your picture, you look American.

Really?


I take that as a compliment.

Most people say I look like a homeless person so American is a step up the ladder for me!

a reply to: nonspecific

American pedigree: confirmed.

Someone mention wood working?

Ima pro.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Someone mention wood working?

Ima pro.

Not in my book if you go around using a chainsaw with ear defenders.

a reply to: denybedoomed

I watch it all the time. I can't even count how many times now. It actually gets funnier. Originally I hated the last season but just finished watching it again and it has some brilliant moments.