Creationist for the win,,, sorta

originally posted by: badw0lf

originally posted by: scojak

originally posted by: sputniksteve
a reply to: Bluntone22

You don't have to be a bible thumper to believe there was a creator. Just have to have common sense in my opinion

Where did the creator come from? Good luck answering that with common sense

After the previous cosmos had evolved all sentient life into a unified consciousness, and it had ascended beyond the physical realm, it became as god, but by this time the cosmos had become so devoid of tangible matter, and had dispersed so infinitely away from itself, the void left behind ripped a point in the time space fabric, and the newly born god thought about it for a mere moment, and sparked into it, the expansion of everything we know today with a single thought. He promptly thought "Bloody hell, not again!" and accidentally turned himself into a rather bawdy poem, written into the code of everything.

"There once was a god from nantucket..."

Ummm...amazing to consider that if there are indeed infinite universes...there is at least one...where that is so...

Especially your having...spoke...it into existence...



YouSir

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire

originally posted by: intrptr

originally posted by: Deaf Alien

originally posted by: Milkweed
a reply to: Deaf Alien

But who/what turned on the light?

Another flash perhaps?

You mean theres more than one Big Bang?

Why not? We got ours, they got theirs, all Gods Chillun got Big Bangs.

"You mean theres more than one Big Bang?

"Why not?" "We got ours, they got theirs, Cthulu got his, all Gods Chillun got Big Bangs."



YouSir

a reply to: YouSir

"You mean theres more than one Big Bang?

Not in THIS universe.