Mad Maxine Waters.

You know how sometimes people see the image of Christ or the Virgin Mary in different things... like potato chips, or clouds or what have you?

Well this morning I wasn't feeling so hot and I went to the bathroom and as I was getting ready to flush. I saw in my toilet bowl a turd in the image of Maxine Waters. I was a bit startled but then it suddenly started splashing around screaming DUMP THE TRUMP! DUMP THE TRUMP! and totally freaked me out.
I immediately reached for the handle and seeing this the turd started calling me racist and said that flushing her would only prove I was a white supremacist . As she swirled round and round the last thing she said was, " You wont get rid of me that easilyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Somewhere, in some sewer... lay Maxine Waters..... heading to the water treatment plant

a reply to: Zimnydran

I hope she is not capable of asexual reproduction otherwise ... that treatment plant will breed duplicates

and then comes

the Maxine Zombie Apocalypse.

Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Bzzzzzzz

P

I don't care for the woman either but this is a bit lowbrow for ATS.

Would fit nicely over at Reddit though. Keep it classy.

a reply to: Zimnydran

I won't ask you for pics in order to believe your story.

By the way, thanks for serving our country.

Dehumanization: Turning people to 'turds' and 'flushing them'.

Ring any Bells?

So, you took a sh#t, and posted about it?

Hrm.

But.. is she really good in Dig Dug?

a reply to: Zimnydran



Omg, look the woman is over the top I will give you that, but next time you want to put things into perspective take your smartphone into the restroom with you, and view trumps twitter feed. You will feel like you lost 10 pounds by the time you dump all the BS found on that.

a reply to: Zimnydran

oh look toilet humor, how old are you like 13.
i dislike mad maxine just as much as the next guy, but his is just pitiful.

a reply to: Zimnydran

Colbert called Trump a c###holster for Putin.

People here call him "Cheeto Jesus".

"Nazi", "Racist" gets tossed around here like candy on Halloween.

I think I would have worded it a little differently, but I don't have an issue with what you wrote.

People clutch their pearls way too often any more.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Zimnydran

Colbert called Trump a c###holster for Putin.

People here call him "Cheeto Jesus".

"Nazi", "Racist" gets tossed around here like candy on Halloween.

I think I would have worded it a little differently, but I don't have an issue with what you wrote.

People clutch their pearls way too often any more.

She is a turd for sure but tact goes a long way with humor. Especially when dealing with the sensitive ones.

This op is worded like something out of a Call of Duty match lobby.

a reply to: SgtHamsandwich

I would have said, "Last week I had to go in for a routine colonoscopy. It was only supposed to be a 15 minute exam, but they found Maxine Waters in there and after her impromptu press conference, it ended up being a 2 hour procedure."

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Colbert called Trump a c###holster for Putin.

People here call him "Cheeto Jesus".

You forgot Dick l'Orange!

a reply to: Zimnydran


I thought it was hilarious....after all, this is ATS and a discussion of pareidolia is perfectly appropriate.

So, you mixed two types of appropriate discussions (politics and pareidolia), included one helluva spaced out current politician (Waters), combined that with your ...uhmmm..."personal" experience, and voilà!

BTW, is Aunty Maxine Aunt Esther's twin? (Sanford and Son)
www.youtube.com...

originally posted by: SgtHamsandwich

I don't care for the woman either but this is a bit lowbrow for ATS.

Would fit nicely over at Reddit though. Keep it classy.

Lowbrow would have been posting a photo of her before she exited.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: SgtHamsandwich

I would have said, "Last week I had to go in for a routine colonoscopy. It was only supposed to be a 15 minute exam, but they found Maxine Waters in there and after her impromptu press conference, it ended up being a 2 hour procedure."

Now that was funny.

a reply to: Zimnydran

RE: MAD MAXine Waters

originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: SgtHamsandwich

I don't care for the woman either but this is a bit lowbrow for ATS.

Would fit nicely over at Reddit though. Keep it classy.

Lowbrow would have been posting a photo of her before she exited.

I just got an odd image in my head of her curled up in the fetal position inside of a cross section of a colon.

Just what the F is wrong with me.

originally posted by: SgtHamsandwich

originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: SgtHamsandwich

I don't care for the woman either but this is a bit lowbrow for ATS.

Would fit nicely over at Reddit though. Keep it classy.

Lowbrow would have been posting a photo of her before she exited.

I just got an odd image in my head of her curled up in the fetal position inside of a cross section of a colon.

Just what the F is wrong with me.

Yeah, what's wrong with you?
I meant before she exited the toilet.
I was thinking a gif with Maxine's head shopped onto Mr. Hankie's body.
Why, she could be the next 'Christmas Poo'. 'Bout time a woman had that job. Break the porcelain ceiling, Maxine!
We are all behind you.