I'm really upset by what is happening on college campuses all over. No, I don't mean fraternity hazing deaths, rapes, suicides, overdoses and normal
stuff like that. I'm concerned about the things I see on YouTube. And no, I'm also not referring to the rioting that happens when grown ass men and
neo-Nazi gangs converge on Berkeley to beat some patriotic thoughts into the thick skulls of Antifa and Professor Bike Lock.
It's none of that.
It's the people saying things about things. That one time that lady told that white kid his dreds were cultural appropriation. That other time that
girl said something about something to some other person. I don't know who she was but I'm pretty sure there's at least one million college kids just
like her who will soon crawl out of their libtard cocoons, burn a flag, wipe their butts with the Constitution, not stand during the anthem, overthrow
the government and usher in the commie-red Age of Cultural Marxism.
I know that it seems that all hope is lost friends.
The public shrines to the great defenders of freedom, men who fought so that all of us could exercise our God given right to own other people are
being torn from their rightful homes atop pedestals in public spaces. Soon it will be Columbus Day, the day we honor the man who discovered the New
World, a land unknown to humans. A man who cared so much for animals that when meat supplies were low, his men would feed them babies. A man of such
esteemable morality that he remarked casually about that there were plenty of nine and ten year old girls to go around.
What disrespect are they spirit cooking up for Columbus? I shudder to think about it. But I say, THEY WILL NOT REPLACE US! Amirite?
They will not hide in our bathrooms, camouflaged in dresses, waiting to drag our women to pizzerias where John Podesta will rape them with the eleven
million illegal immigrants who killed Kate, dear Kate — Katie I call her. They will not take over our country and impose Sharia law and throw gays
from buildings! Those are OUR gays and if anyone is going to be refusing them anything — be it their lives, the right to marry or a cake to serve
after the hurricane-causing abomination they mistakenly call a "wedding" — it'll be a red-blooded American baker who loves baby Jesus not some hippy
ginger who stinks of patchouli and the decay of traditional Western values.
I say, not one more hat shall be violently ripped from even one more defenseless white male body. Not one more hat! It's time to remove these social
justice terrorists from polite society. It's time for helicopter rides! HELICOPTERS RIDES! In the name of statues, flags, football and MAGA hats
everywhere, we must beseech Father Trump to bring down the hammer of FREEDOM.
Bring it down on the hate filled monsters who mistake shoe laces for nooses. Bring it down on the seditious fake news media spawned resistance tards
with their offensive pink cat-eared hats. Bring it down on the people who keep adding letters to LGBTQ+AIYLMNOP—whatever!
Dear Father Trump, ask yourself... what would Putin do?
We can start with this collegiate hat thieving Soros-funded wretch who tried to steal freedom from the head of an innocent. Make an example! LOCK HER
UP! LOCK HER UP! Make her register as a hat-offender! And when the prisons are full, build fences around all the campuses of all the schools that
don't have Liberty in the name. They want a safe space? Show them a safe space!
At this time, I'd like to take an opportunity to thank College Fix for doing the Lord's work and if we may, let's observe a moment of silence for this
poor MAGA hat that also has a flag on it, making it a doubly horrific tragedy.
The Second Amendment is counting on you. Christmas needs you! Godspeed and MAGA!
edit on 2017-10-6 by theantediluvian because: (no reason