Another sickening cute puppy...

Norman

Neville

Numpty

Ng

Napoleon

Narc

"Naos" - a star in the constellation "Puppis"

Here:

Puppis /ˈpʌpɪs/ is a constellation in the southern sky. Puppis, the Poop Deck, was originally part of an over-large constellation, the ship of "Jason and the Argonauts", Argo Navis, which centuries after its initial description was divided into three parts, the other two being Carina (the keel and hull), and Vela (the sails of the ship). Puppis is the largest of the three constellations in square degrees. It is one of the 88 modern constellations recognized by the International Astronomical Union.

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Naos of The Poop Deck (from the Argonaut's ship of course) of constellation Puppis...

Nestor, wise king of Pylos, also from Greek myth.

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
How can I put "bastard sofa eater" into 2 syllables?

Lectus diurnus bastardis comedenti does not really roll off the tongue.

Ah, you didn't get the boxer after all! Labs are great though. I don't know any women that won't melt over a puppy present anyway -any race.

Don't have any good suggestions, first that came to my head was "Nasa".
Or "Nala", which is not original, Disney characters always end up inspiring family pet names for years. We had a "Simba" once.

He's a really cute little fellow. I used to have a golden lab. My husband named him Hank, I wanted to call him Butters.....

Neemo, Nelson, Nugget, Newton.....

I have a black female I named Nyx, after the Goddess of Darkness

The best name I ever saw for a Lab was Launch Pad, apparently he was a jumper.

Being a bit of a downer I prefer to wait and let the animal "tell me" it's name. Cause they will if you're patient. However
here are some N-names.

Nickel
Nemo
Nero
Niki
niello - if he was a Black Lab
Ninja
Then it dawned on me you mean FRENCH names begin with N!!!

nuage – cloud
Nantes
nettoyer- to clean, but depends on his personality. Some dogs could come up grubby in a medical clean room.

I still obviously suck at French!

Summer- Niibin
Windy- Noodin
Working- Nindanokii
www.ojibwe.org...


www.behindthename.com...
There are three pages of N names for you to peruse.

NEIRIN m Welsh
Older form of ANEIRIN. Means Noble

Nzkz
glosbe.com...

Nzkz seems most appropriate since he's a gift to Missus Lag's.

a reply to: Lagomorphe

'Non pas sur le tapis !" - 'No, not on the carpet !'
Otherwise, neo, napster, ... nibar (ok i'm off).

That reminds me of a dog I had as teen at my parents house, a puppy that failed to be adopted, we called him 'On te garde' - 'Hond guard' - 'Wekeepyou'.

PS : Beware if the dog has strong prognathism, make sure you check his teeth when he will get his definitive ones. Surgery and even correction apparels are available for pets too.

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Come on folks. Where are the sick, twisted and seriously strange names?

Thanks up until now folks for the "normal" suggestions...

Warmest

Lags

NEEGAN, a sick and twisted name of a sick and twisted character.

What about Nibiru? It's somewhat ATS worthy.

I'm personally sold on Newton after seeing the picture. He looks like a Newton

a reply to: ketsuko

Oh Pish!

I have a moron who "picked" the name Saddleback. I know right? but it's all he would answer to.
It shortens to Saddle, or Saddlebee.

They have their own thoughts on what's appropriate believe it or not. Had one I called Snarls who steadfastly refused to respond for three years, a friend walked in took one look at her and summoned her by "Keeba" and the little s#it came running! So Keeba it is, or Keebler, or Keebie, or any variant thereof. It's all she responds too.

I give up.
Whatever, sigh.

Nympho

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Man he looks super cuddly.....

originally posted by: theultimatebelgianjoke
a reply to: Lagomorphe

'Non pas sur le tapis !" - 'No, not on the carpet !'
Otherwise, neo, napster, ... nibar (ok i'm off).

That reminds me of a dog I had as teen at my parents house, a puppy that failed to be adopted, we called him 'On te garde' - 'Hond guard' - 'Wekeepyou'.

PS : Beware if the dog has strong prognathism, make sure you check his teeth when he will get his definitive ones. Surgery and even correction apparels are available for pets too.

Thanks... I'm à vet so no issues there old chap.

Warmest

Lags

"Noodle" or in French "Nouille" just popped into my mind whilst sitting on the loo...

originally posted by: RainyState

originally posted by: Lagomorphe
Come on folks. Where are the sick, twisted and seriously strange names?

Thanks up until now folks for the "normal" suggestions...

Warmest

Lags

NEEGAN, a sick and twisted name of a sick and twisted character.

What about Nibiru? It's somewhat ATS worthy.

I'm personally sold on Newton after seeing the picture. He looks like a Newton

Mrs Lags and I are big fans of The walking dead and I have a barbed wire encrusted baseball bat for when Lags Jr gets out of order.....

Might take that name up!

Warmest

Lags

very big, very hairy and protective and loving

Sounds like Mrs Lags!😜

Still waiting for reply from an animal ass doctor.

Awwww, adorable puppy! The Mrs. will be so surprised!

I can't wait till he discovers where you keep the toilet paper...

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
I can't wait till he discovers where you keep the toilet paper...

An oldie but a goodie.

Thanks for the memory😜😜👍

Warmest

Lags