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Firefighters use angle-grinder to cut man free of weightlighting weight stuck on his penis

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posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 10:20 AM
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Apparently he was weight-lifting using his own set of exercises:

www.dailymail.co.uk...enis-weight.html



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 10:32 AM
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They should have just shown him naked pictures of Hilary Clinton, Lena Dunham and other feminists. That would have been much cheaper and quicker.



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 10:33 AM
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I wouldn't think anyone would want to lift weights without shorts on. That could be really dangerous.



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 10:34 AM
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originally posted by: CulturalResilience
They should have just shown him naked pictures of Hilary Clinton, Lena Dunham and other feminists. That would have been much cheaper and quicker.


A quick dip into Lake superior and it would have pulled right back in and disappeared.



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 10:37 AM
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a reply to: stormcell

Oh my...

I wonder what the jokes in that fire station are...



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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a reply to: stormcell
Sounds like a commercial for Viagra. If you have an erection for more than four hours, call a firefighter.



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 11:04 AM
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a reply to: stormcell

Oh dear... poor guy


But I just couldn't resist reading the title to my husband just to see his inevitable and involuntary shudder -- LOL!



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 11:13 AM
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lol they are not telling us something. why would anyone do this.



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 12:19 PM
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I absolutely hate when that happens!! I always free myself with thoughts of Hillary, works instantaneous



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 01:08 PM
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originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: stormcell
Sounds like a commercial for Viagra. If you have an erection for more than four hours, call a firefighter.


Last time I did, I put my own fire out...

I need more socks..




posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 02:30 PM
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a reply to: stormcell


Dude ought to making Porn if he got his Johnson stuck in that thing!



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 02:48 PM
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So, was it an all female firefighting unit, or was the guy gay. I think my nuts would shrink down to almost nothing if I had guys staring at it.



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 03:08 PM
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that just sounds...painful.



posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 03:21 PM
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a reply to: TerryMcGuire

Exactly. A bag of ice cubes would have spared his blushes instead of wasting three hours for the emergency services





posted on Sep, 17 2017 @ 03:30 PM
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Man... I saw this on Reddit yesterday (the actual picture of ... yeah... Reddit)

I was wondering how they were going to do that...

"Do you even lift, bro"?



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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If he was trying to make it longer all he needed to is tie a brick to it and go for a jog.







 
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