Massive Conspiracy unmasked?

a reply to: MuonToGluon

Damn, I just thought I was a sniper shopper.

Now, I might need meds or might be an Aliem...I just woke up and felt an urge to goto walmart, for...ummm...I'll remember it when I get there...

Just like that one day, I woke up, was told I was white and was a racist as a result,

Or that one day I woke up and was told I'm a man, so I treat women unfairly,

Or that one time, I was told I hated America, because I question how things are done,

Maybe I need to stop waking up, I keep being told it's my fault...

On a sidenote, Walmart was the brainchild of a thinktank's several year long effort to devise an all in one consumer model to out pace the competition, since shopping can be addictive, it's no wonder we find various types of characters there, we find these same types at casinos, malls or wallymarts at 2am...

If anything is an alien hub, it would have to be starbucks, that place frightens me...

a reply to: Tranceopticalinclined

Oh, I understand what you mean.

I lived in a town of 10thousand people, "checkerboard" it was called (blacks and whites living together), it's a town where a large majority (20-30%) use Meth/Ice with an even larger % alcoholics.

While I live in Australia and you the US, I know exactly what you mean by that...and you don't have to be different to get that abuse, just normal and unassuming.

originally posted by: kurthall
a reply to: MisterSpock



I have been known to shop there, but I do try and make it a point to go to target instead.

Interesting, since I assume that after an alien is fully developed and leaves the Wal-Mart, it is no longer able to return. Seems logical they would then, as a "normal", be drawn to doing their shopping at target.

Is there something you would like to share Kurt? Do you maybe have a little more insight into this topic?

Hey, we need to take this a little more seriously folks.

Think about it. Wal-Mart is the only haberdashery that’s surviving. All the rest, Macys, Kmart, Sears and Robot, are practical out of business.

I mean in your average Kmart, right now, you don’t only NOT see any aliens, you don't see nobody!

I smell an intergalactic conspiracy here



I know that’s Roebuck

a reply to: MisterSpock

And here I thought it was the DMV!

a reply to: MuonToGluon

It sucks to be guilty by association, but it's a fact of life, sucks even more I look like a jock but am a hardcore tech nerd, can't tell you how many times I have to explain I'd rather play sports than watch them and I don't even play sports...

But it's the level of dumbarse that is around now a days, before the internet, people who didn't know, didn't talk much.

Now... EVERYONE voices their opinion, which would be find if they were rational, intelligent and not offensive...

I'm sure it's actually even worse in Australia, because there is a lack of diversity in relation to the US, so you either fit into a status quo or are grouped in as " off " where any label is placed on you. And that's the majority, I KNOW the minority is treated like crap.

How does it get so bad, that humanity just does this? Often never makes sense, other than that we are being engineered into this condition, because naturally we'd get along more out of necessity.

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: kurthall
a reply to: MisterSpock



I have been known to shop there, but I do try and make it a point to go to target instead.

Interesting, since I assume that after an alien is fully developed and leaves the Wal-Mart, it is no longer able to return. Seems logical they would then, as a "normal", be drawn to doing their shopping at target.

Is there something you would like to share Kurt? Do you maybe have a little more insight into this topic?

I imagined the real Mr Spock saying this, I could hear his voice in my head and everything as I read it lol.

More please.

Have you ever checked out at Walmart & been dumbfounded by how much the total was? How could cheap things add up to so much? I've gone home & checked the receipt for mistakes. I was sure the cashier somehow rang up ten of something instead of one!

I usually keep a running rough total in my head as I shop. Especially if I'm paying with cash instead of using a check. But sometimes, there's just no way the total could be that much! A couple of times I have even added the items up with a calculator! That's how impossible it seemed! Something just doesn't add up! I've never had it happen at any other stores!

Apparently, that's how they are funding the whole, 'being assimilated' operation!!!

WOQ

originally posted by: Willtell
Hey, we need to take this a little more seriously folks.

Think about it. Wal-Mart is the only haberdashery that’s surviving. All the rest, Macys, Kmart, Sears and Robot, are practical out of business.

I mean in your average Kmart, right now, you don’t only NOT see any aliens, you don't see nobody!

I smell an intergalactic conspiracy here



I know that’s Roebuck

Target is the only thing saving us from global annihilation..

a reply to: wasobservingquietly

Yes Yes!!! That happens every time! Especially when my wife goes to "pick up a few little things"...

So now you know what the tunnels under the stores are for.
That's where they manufacture and stash the Walmartians!

Deliciously paranoid idea, smells great in ATSkunkWorks! It has great potential for a sci-fi comedy script, in the tradition of "Mars Attacks!". But seriously, "they" do walk among us, especially at Walmart. Spotted me quite a few oddities at Target (pronounced 'Tar-J") and PetSmart. I think some of them do their personal (live) food shopping there. Or maybe that was just the local 'ethnic' restauranteur.

Also some people have such nasty habits at home, it does give certain folk a gross vibe. Like almost not human. One wonders if they are possessed or maybe just a reptile in a person suit.

a reply to: badw0lf

I just cant. That cockroach picture with your crazy comments is killing me-every time.

A while back, after my ex wife and I got divorced and she disappeared for a couple of years, I swear somebody posted a picture of her on People of Walmart wearing shorts that were way too small for her... uh... size.

a reply to: wasobservingquietly

I have definitely noticed this many times. Did the whole calculator thing and everything as well! One anomaly i notice in walmart everytime is the time vacuum effect. It is especially prevelant in the 'super' walmarts. Walk in, walk out, 2 hours have passed and it is dark outside. :O

Just remember

When you're at Walmart,
others are looking at you as a Walmart person

I never see weird people in Wal-Mart and I'm pretty sure those videos are combinations of many different Wal-Mart's on many different days.
As for altering the future of humanity ...get that ego in check.

a reply to: MisterSpock

And how many beers did you have under the belt when you came to this remarkable conclusion?

This ties in realy well with the Walmart/Fema camps conspiracy. Clearly the underground processing centres are fitted with gas chambers and ovens. To gradually replace the existing populace with the Walmartians. The ash is then rebaked into potatoe chips to eliminate evidence. The reptilian illuminati enacting a smooth transition.

a reply to: MisterSpock

I know my local Walmart is a portal to Mexico. It's full of Spanish speaking people.