Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: zosimov

Maybe a little less alcohol... ?

I ran this through Google translate and I still don't know what this means.

a reply to: Liquesence

Heed the forewarning and don't end up suffering the same fate as mamabeth's drone!

originally posted by: mamabeth


Never accept any invitation to attend anything at Augustus's home/lair.
Trust me when I say that it is a trap to lure you over there.It is very
dangerous and I repeat,very dangerous to go any where near his basement.
Whatever he is doing down there destroyed the drone I sent over there.
The report from the lab was incomplete and they had several CDC tags
attached to the samples they did send.

a reply to: DBCowboy

One problem I've found with google translate is that you have to be sober enough to read the screen.

originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: Liquesence

Heed the forewarning and don't end up suffering the same fate as mamabeth's drone!

originally posted by: mamabeth


Never accept any invitation to attend anything at Augustus's home/lair.
Trust me when I say that it is a trap to lure you over there.It is very
dangerous and I repeat,very dangerous to go any where near his basement.
Whatever he is doing down there destroyed the drone I sent over there.
The report from the lab was incomplete and they had several CDC tags
attached to the samples they did send.

But but Hillary's emails.

(I know they're in that basement)

originally posted by: Liquesence

(I know they're in that basement)

Yup.

Along with a copy of the Declaration, the Spear of Destiny and the last known six pack of original Rheingold.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Muzzleflash.

That's my name.

a reply to: muzzleflash

I'm DBCowboy, nice to meet you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Have a baconshake, on the house...



#Ontopic

I'm voting for an OC Beach meet up and fishing contest. No Butts No Glory!

Augustus man,


Clones dont count as sock puppets.

Btw, i found you hooligans on youtube doing your me myself and lateesha routine...

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zosimov

Maybe a little less alcohol... ?

I ran this through Google translate and I still don't know what this means.

You know why you still don't know what this means...you used google!

I don't even drink, but I'm prepared to get white girl wasted with my fellow ATSers.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

im only in if you play Ouija board with me.

As the great Justin Beiber once sang, never say never!

Come on lotto win!

If nobody has said Denver, then I say Denver... International Airport. For, ya know, reasons and such.

Also, good to be back and posting again. It's been a minute.

Edit: We've got some pretty dope sand dunes here in CO. Just Sayin!

originally posted by: zosimov
ATS, I was compelled to make this thread. By compelled, I mean threatened. With an icepick. Please, someone, call for help.


Dear friends, I have been chosen as the official victim (ahem, spokesperson) for the next proposed ATS meet up! Calling all mobile ATSers for an early Spring 2018 gathering, location and precise timing tbd here. Apparently, this sort of thing has been done before and no one was reported missing. Photographs from the scene even show evidence that a good time was had by all! I submit:
Exhibit 1
(photographs in question near the end of the thread)

So, what do you say, ATS? Who is interested in meeting up?

Any suggestions on a fun location?

So far a few excellent ideas have been thrown out:

1. I suggested a paranormal location, such as Roswell, Great Sand Dunes, Four Corners etc.. I was imagining something like this:

and then quickly realized the reality of the places mentioned would be much more akin to this:

2. The conversation then devolved a bit and Augustus suggested a meet up in his basement in which I would be the guest of honor (I have to say, well deserved) for some spring rites. I am unfamiliar with Masonic terms but this sounds legit.

3. Olaru suggested the strangeness of LA as an alternative to desert strangeness suggested in #1 and I have to say it's a great option!

The purpose of this thread would be to gauge who might be interested and available for a meet up and then to decide on a place and time which works best for all.

Looking forward to hearing from you! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, friends!

After looking at surviving the game and Hostel, I really don't want to take a chance, especially in the dessert..and also the movie Casino. so I would have to pass.

I personally favor a diner in the middle of nowhere a la Douglas Niles or The Prophesy with Christopher Walken.

Plus I like confusing plebs.

The likelihood of my attendence, however, is remote at this time because of a new time sensitive project at work.

When is this happening? If everything goes as planned I'll be there...

It's been a long time since I've been to a party

originally posted by: WhyDidIJoin
im only in if you play Ouija board with me.

I'll only play Ouija with you if we can summon some demons.

originally posted by: auroraaus
...great Justin Beiber...

Possibly the world's biggest oxymoron.