Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I can shave 4 pounds of meat in a couple of minutes,how long
does it take you 3?

Impressive.
Your customers must feel confident putting their meat in your hands.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am sorry but hacking and slicing are 2 different things.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am sorry but hacking and slicing are 2 different things.

Yeah, you're a time waster.

a reply to: IAMTAT


What can I say? I have a trustworthy face.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


What can I say? I have a trustworthy face.

As trustworthy as Pennywise from IT?

originally posted by: mamabeth
As trustworthy as Pennywise from IT?

I just want to clue you in on something Mama, that movie was fiction, I'm very, very, very real.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You and Pennywise do have similar interests,tricking people,harming people
and eating people*.



*you 3 do hint about eating people that's why I keep turning down ALL dinner
invitations from you 3.

a reply to: mamabeth


Who the hell do you think Stephen King base that character on?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You wish that he did because you are envious of the character
and mimic him in your life.We just have to find your hideout
and see how many are "floating" there!
I have only watched the Tim Curry version of Pennywise.

a reply to: mamabeth


I was around and practicing my craft before the character. Try again.

I'd love to be there for this...
Give Baphomet my kindest regards...

& feast well* my friends.






*Just don't eat too many ATSers, we need to keep some on the boards.
It'll look mighty suspicious if this place ends up empty & derelict.

I can only make so many sock puppets to keep the conversations going.




Damn I wish I lived in the States.
This should be fun. Enjoy people!

If any of you ever visit London hit me up...
I'll take you to the No Go Zones.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Greater is HE who lives in me than he who is in the world.

originally posted by: Hazardous1408

I'll take you to the No Go Zones.

I wanna get a donner kebob and then go kick in TrueBrit's store front. Get pissed, destroy!

originally posted by: mamabeth
Greater is HE who lives in me than he who is in the world.

You talking about your tape worm?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408

I'll take you to the No Go Zones.

I wanna get a donner kebob and then go kick in TrueBrit's store front. Get pissed, destroy!

Donner Kebabs are alright, a bit greasy...
Better after (a lot of) alcohol consumption rather than before. That's my advice.

I haven't had the chance to chill with TrueBrit yet, but it's definitely on my bucket list.
If he wants to of course.

We've Skyped, so I should ask him really.
I'm just too lazy to travel.

Plus I know he works & has a son to look after, so would often be busy.

One day hopefully.




They sell kebabs in the No Go Zones by the way...
So... Two birds, one stoning of an infidel.

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
They sell kebabs in the No Go Zones by the way...
So... Two birds, one stoning of an infidel.

Yes. YES. A little Sharia never hurt no one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Hazardous1408
They sell kebabs in the No Go Zones by the way...
So... Two birds, one stoning of an infidel.

Yes. YES. A little Sharia never hurt no one.

Best thing about it...

I'm white, so I can take you to the No Go Zones where Muslims won't dare go to as well.

You can see all the boarded up houses and take in the sites.

As long as you don't mind pissy elevators.
Might put you off your Kebab.

a reply to: Hazardous1408


I'm down, we'll call it the Cracker Hajj.

a reply to: Hazardous1408

Oh man, Haz it would have been great to have your company.

Also, I'm a fan of the kabab and if I ever have the pleasure of visiting London again I'll be sure to hit you up for some No Go Zone fun!

shukran

Due to circumstances beyond my control,my son doesn't think I should
play with you 3 anymore.