Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

a reply to: muzzleflash

I come here from my inbox thinking it's something important just to find it's you rambling on about something. Stop responding to me so I can go to bed finally!

Ok OK fine.
This times it's real.
Nite nite don't let the boogy man give you a fright.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
True,that I can't run with a 5 minute head start I can drive
away pretty quickly in my car.

If you're like typical female drivers you'll probably drive into something being that you're too busy looking in the vanity mirror and applying makeup.

I DON'T WEAR ANY MAKEUP!

Interesting.

I usually don't wear makeup, either. I do (sometimes) when I'm teaching or when I'm a guest speaker. But other than that?

Fuggedaboutit!

originally posted by: muzzleflash
a reply to: muzzleflash

Hi Flash.
I didn't go to bed yet.

Ok now I will.

I seeeeeee you!

You kept posting, didn't you?

originally posted by: Byrd
...or when I'm a guest speaker.

I was a guest speaker once at this pretty formal gathering. Nice room, all wood paneling, large crowd. The one man kept asking me, 'Why did you do it?'. I just ignored him and gave the judge the Masonic High Sign.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was a guest speaker once also.

After my presentation I asked the audience if they had any questions.





The woman said, "Why are you in my bathroom when I'm in the shower? Who are you? I'm calling the police!"

a reply to: DBCowboy


Was that a paid gig or were you being your normal sweet charitable self?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was paid, of course.

But when I went to pay my bills, the lady at the utilities office said I can't pay my bill with women's underwear.

I don't understand the exchange rates.

a reply to: DBCowboy


I think you need to convert them into rubles first.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I think you need to convert them into rubles first.

That's my problem. I don't understand Japanese currency rates.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Divide by zero and carry the one.

I paid my bill last night in women's underwear.

It was a very nice strip club.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I paid my bill last night in women's underwear.

It was a very nice strip club.

I always pay Bill.

He punches you if you don't.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I paid my bill last night in women's underwear.

It was a very nice strip club.

I always pay Bill.

He punches you if you don't.

I blame the hormone therapy.
Bill gave much better lap dances back when he was still Jill.

a reply to: Byrd

I wore more makeup as a teenager than has an adult.Most
of the jobs I had wearing makeup was usually a waste of time.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I wore more makeup as a teenager than has an adult.Most
of the jobs I had wearing makeup was usually a waste of time.

Leech collector? Cat food quality controller?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought those were your previous jobs,they were never mine!
Mine were grill cook,salad prep supervisor...Now I work on meat
slicers!

originally posted by: mamabeth
Now I work on meat
slicers!

That makes 4 of us. I would wager that we're just a tad more proficient than you though.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I can shave 4 pounds of meat in a couple of minutes,how long
does it take you 3?

originally posted by: mamabeth
I can shave 4 pounds of meat in a couple of minutes,how long
does it take you 3?

Took me 5 seconds to hack off DB's arm, that was at least 50-60 pounds right there.