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a reply to: mamabeth

Are you two done discussing my butt?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: mamabeth

Are you two done discussing my butt?

I hope not. I already paid $5.

a reply to: IAMTAT

It is in DB's best interest that he was referring to your butt being too big for those
jeans rather than mine! It would be a very,very and I mean very BIG mistake if he
wasn't.

originally posted by: mamabeth
True,that I can't run with a 5 minute head start I can drive
away pretty quickly in my car.

If you're like typical female drivers you'll probably drive into something being that you're too busy looking in the vanity mirror and applying makeup.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You're a misgynecologist!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Watching women try to escape and drive away fast is always a hoot.
...especially when they're trying to get out of a parallel parking spot.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Watching women try to escape and drive away fast is always a hoot.
...especially when they're trying to get out of a parallel parking spot.

Next thing you know she'll tell us she's gonna do math or something. Too funny.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
True,that I can't run with a 5 minute head start I can drive
away pretty quickly in my car.

If you're like typical female drivers you'll probably drive into something being that you're too busy looking in the vanity mirror and applying makeup.

I DON'T WEAR ANY MAKEUP!

a reply to: mamabeth


It doesn't matter. Women are genetically predisposed to poor driving, you'll eventually run into something.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just make sure you 3 are around somewhere,I might need help
backing up or parking my car.You should know the answer to my
next question,how hard is it to get blood washed off of my car?

originally posted by: mamabeth
...next question,how hard is it to get blood washed off of my car?

If I ever had to clean blood off the Three Idiots white, windowless van that we don't own I would most likely take it to the self-car wash since no one would see me like I didn't do last week in Vegas.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think you are confusing us with Asians...🙄

a reply to: chelsdh

Nah,I think he is a hard core chauvinist,race has nothing to do
with this. He is an equal opportunity cereal killer.Why do you think
these 3 were wanting to marinade/bathe me in soy sauce and ginger?

originally posted by: chelsdh
I think you are confusing us with Asians...🙄

No, Asians can do math.

How's my Sammy coming? Not too much mustard, K?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: chelsdh

Nah,I think he is a hard core chauvinist,race has nothing to do
with this. He is an equal opportunity cereal killer.Why do you think
these 3 were wanting to marinade/bathe me in soy sauce and ginger?

I try to avoid eating Asians.
I'm always hungry again in an hour.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I post stuff on ATS.
I have an account.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I watched youtube today.
It was funny.
Comedians being heckled and their witty responses.

I use a computer.

a reply to: mamabeth

I was going to refill my coffee but I'm sleepy.
Goodnight.

a reply to: Liquesence

I typed letters and then hit post.
That makes me a poster.

Everyone

a reply to: muzzleflash

Hi Flash.
I didn't go to bed yet.

Ok now I will.