Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: mamabeth
I do pray and I am not afraid of any Italian/Reptilian shape shifter
and his 2 other partners in crime!

I'm glad you're not afraid, it means you've been lulled into a false sense of security which has obviously never been an issue for any of our previous guests.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The only way you 3 will get me over to your "party" is...
YOU 3 will have to abduct me!

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The only way you 3 will get me over to your "party" is...
YOU 3 will have to abduct me!

You sound stressed, Mamabeth.
I recommend you take a nice, long, relaxing, soy sauce/ginger marin...BATH...before we all have you over for dinner.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I am Irish/English and Cherokee/Blackfeet...would you really recommend
soy sauce/ginger marinate/bath for me?

a reply to: mamabeth

I was thinking more on the lines of garlic,onions and hot peppers.

originally posted by: mamabeth
The only way you 3 will get me over to your "party" is...
YOU 3 will have to abduct me!

Wow, that would be so out of character for us. I don't think you have aaaaaaaanything to worry about.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am not worried about you 3 abducting me for the following reasons...
1.You don't know what I look like.
2.You don't know where I live.
3.You don't know my IP address.
4.You don't have my social security number.
5.You don't know my phone number.
6.You don't want to know my husband or my sons'.
Me worry about you 3,nah,have a nice evening!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I found this online and wondered if this matches you at all...

www.youtube.com...

I found this old song from the 1960's and thought it really suited you 3.
I hope you enjoy listening to,"Yummy,Yummy,Yummy I Got Love In My Tummy".

www.youtube.com...

The words, love you such a sweet thing good enough to eat thing
and justa what I'm gonna do.

a reply to: mamabeth

Isn't that the theme song to "Soylent Green"?

Stop taking weird baths. Just use water.

originally posted by: mamabeth

1.You don't know what I look like.

Like our next meal.

2.You don't know where I live.

Kansas.

3.You don't know my IP address.

Wrong!

4.You don't have my social security number.

Wrong!

5.You don't know my phone number.

Wrong!

6.You don't want to know my husband or my sons'.

Who the hell do you think gave us your IP, SSN and phone number? Duh.

Me worry about you 3,nah,have a nice evening!

Say 'hi' to the boys for us.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I found this online and wondered if this matches you at all...

www.youtube.com...

You'll find out soon enough.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

After giving this some serious thought I have decided the following...

Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

After giving this some serious thought I have decided the following...

Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me

Famous Last Words.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me

You admittedly cant run so this is kinda funny. I'll be nice and let you hobble off to a 5 minute head start.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

True,that I can't run with a 5 minute head start I can drive
away pretty quickly in my car.You don't think I would be
anywhere near you 3 on foot? Think again,I WILL be driving*
and I WILL make sure my gas tank is FULL.


* assuming that I am going to Denver,which I'm not!

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

After giving this some serious thought I have decided the following...

Na,na,na,na,na,you can't catch me

Famous Last Words.

"Hold my beer."

or

"Your butt looks a little big in those jeans"

or

"Hold my beer".

a reply to: DBCowboy

Whose butt are you referring to,hummm? It better be IAMTAT'S!!