Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: zosimov
Now this is something new to me....
so something like this exists? Can one sit while wearing or... (?)

No, it's not something you can sit in, nor is it even remotely fashionable or sexy.

But, if it comes down to looking like you have a tank in your pants or getting rabies from Lou I think the choice is an easy one.

originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: muzzleflash

I've seen some of your work on ATS and I am inclined to believe that you might have some magic up your sleeve.

Come on to Denver!

Yes!
I do!!!
Woohooo

Wait... I mean sure. Cool.
I'm not like super excited you just told me to come hang out.

Omg Aug look, she just told me to come!!!11!!!1

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You must be referring to the faulds that attach to that cuirass.

See I'm already nailing that Etym.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Get it cuz like faulds are armor that protect the waist and hips? They attach to the breastplate armor piece the Cuirass???

Oh who am I kidding?
This is advanced stuff.

a reply to: muzzleflash



this is good

a reply to: zosimov

Omg I just had a million ideas.
All at once.

a reply to: chelsdh

OMG PLEASE COME DO IT.

I HAVE NOT PLUCKED MY EYEBROWS SINCE THAT THREAD I SWEAR TO GOD AND YOU WILL GET TO MEET BIGFOOT(ME).

ily forever no matter what,
Lou.

originally posted by: geezlouise
I HAVE NOT PLUCKED MY EYEBROWS SINCE THAT THREAD I SWEAR TO GOD AND YOU WILL GET TO MEET BIGFOOT(ME).

It was like a family of gypsy moth caterpillars nested on your brow.

a reply to: chelsdh

This would really be great!

I'm with Lou.... I hope you can make it! I won't pluck my eyebrow hairs either if it will help sway you our way!

I'm the most female.



Also, I'll be there, guys!

a reply to: zosimov

And with but one thrust of this stunning Gladiolus I will pierce your Heart...


It's a Priscilla cultivar, fit for only the Queen of Rock.

I'm sorta like some kinda gladiator of botany, and that's my gladius.

Wow...
This thing is sealed so air-tight already, I must be using Glad lock.
This is so rad! Aren't you glad?

Screw Denver, let's meet in a grassy glade and have some lemonade while we serenade.
You won't get played, you have it made in the shade now that I cut you with this blade.

a reply to: zosimov

They'll all see my last post as cheesy or maybe freaky but you and I know different Miss Phoebe.

a reply to: FondleMyAlmonds

I love almonds.

a reply to: geezlouise

What do you eschew cashews?

Bless you.

a reply to: FondleMyAlmonds

I didn't even realize it was a competition until you took the crown!

So glad you'll make it!

You know in English language writing it's sorta clever to toss in a little Assonance.

That's just a wiki explaining how the rhyme technique works.
I totally did that.

And there's nothing I love more than some really good assonance, especially in literature like romance.
It's like a word dance and sometimes it just happens purely by chance.

a reply to: zosimov

Maybe you shouldn't check your U2U box.
Let's keep the cops out of this.

Jack and the Bean "Stalk" was just a fairy tale, a joke.

Aug thought it was funny.

God my face hurts I'm laughing so hard tonight....

I exacerbate things.
I'm like a natural at it.

I was taught wrong by the world, they said consistency and determination were important good qualities.
They meant for them, probably not so much for me.

I dunno, we'll see.
I'm just speculating out loud here as I'm bumbling around in the dark.