Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm not coming.
I decided Im mad at you.

Gimme a cupcake.
A real one. Not some silly normal people cupcake.

Then maybe I'll consider a change of my broken heart. Maybe I'll maybe.

a reply to: geezlouise

This is EXCELLENT news, beautiful!

PS: I'll join you and go ahead and post a pic in all my femaleness!

(ha ha change of heart)

SEE YOU IN DENVER!!!

a reply to: zosimov

Holy #!

Im coming everyone!!!

I don't even remember who Aug is.
He can keep the cupcake.

a reply to: zosimov

You're welcome.

a reply to: zosimov

OMG how are you so beautiful.

I CAN'T WAIT!

a reply to: zosimov

Wanna know some top secret etymology?

Like stuff I can't say to anyone cuz it's too grown up and clever?

originally posted by: geezlouise
OMG how are you so beautiful.

I CAN'T WAIT!

I want you to promise me you wont bite her on the ass like you did to one of our previous attendees.

a reply to: muzzleflash

Yes, I do!

I happen to love etymology. No one's really reading this thread anymore (minus a couple of our best ATS friends) so most likely your secret is very safe here

a reply to: zosimov

Ok Im sorry.

I just... I love language.
I know I go too far.

I'll chill.
This is all Aug's fault.
Get mad at him.

a reply to: zosimov

Hahahah I will not post it anywhere until the Supreme Court rules that I'm protected.

Not a joke actually.
Long story.

a reply to: geezlouise

Lou, I am truly delighted to hear you are coming.

I can't wait either!!! NOW this is a PARTY!

a reply to: zosimov

You have no idea.

It's my best work ever and I got in more trouble than you can imagine over it.

I doubt I can even replicate it. Nothing I wrote on ATS comes close.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I promise!

Everyone's butts are safe from my mouth.

Unless of course if you ask for it nicely.

Then maybe.

a reply to: zosimov


You may need to wear ceramic plated underwear if she does, Geez is like a Chihuahua.

originally posted by: geezlouise
Everyone's butts are safe from my mouth.

Famous l-ass-t words.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Augustus.
Where's that cupcake?

I wanna give it to someone nice.
Someone that actually appreciates the finer points of language and art.

a reply to: muzzleflash

I've seen some of your work on ATS and I am inclined to believe that you might have some magic up your sleeve.

Come on to Denver!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now this is something new to me....
so something like this exists? Can one sit while wearing or... (?)

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: geezlouise
Everyone's butts are safe from my mouth.

Famous l-ass-t words.

Dude...

One of my l-ass-t covert etymology lessons.
It was at the rear of my infamous linguistic sprees. Hmmm, where'd I put that cig butt? Oh, it's near my tail end.

Hint hint

You're like "Silly Muzz, how could that word get you in trouble?"

Have you seen what I can do with words yet?

a reply to: geezlouise

Are you caps lock to show your femaleness?

I may be able to swing the get together this year. Colorado is where we want to move, so, you know...... kill two birds with one stone and all that jazz.