Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: zosimov
My count puts us somewhere between 11-19 (some maybes in there)

Put me on the maybe list, Zazz's leg hair is getting matted and she asked me to brush it out that night.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nofear39
Time and date that's all I need 😊

Saturday, April 7th.

Time is TBD but last time we did an afternoon meet up at a museum and then went out for food and drinks until the MIB showed up.

And place ??forgot about that?😳🙈😊

a reply to: nofear39


Denver.

It's in Colorado I think.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

My threads are usually a cross between Pee Wee's Playhouse, Masterpiece Theatre, and the third stall in a Taco Bell restroom.

Not many people know that the third stalls in Taco Bell restrooms are interdimensional portals.

originally posted by: zosimov
Not many people know that the third stalls in Taco Bell restrooms are interdimensional portals.

Frankly when DB is done with it I don't care if it's a Stargate to Utopia, I'm not going near it without a Level 4 bio suit.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Frankly when DB is done with it I don't care if it's a Stargate to Utopia, I'm not going near it without a Level 4 bio suit.

My theory is that DB is one of the secret guardians of earth's portal, and this is his way of keeping any unwanted entities from entering our plane. Thanks DB!

originally posted by: zosimov
My theory is that DB is one of the secret guardians of earth's portal, and this is his way of keeping any unwanted entities from entering our plane. Thanks DB!

I'll hand it to you, it's a much more tolerable mental picture than I have.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
My count puts us somewhere between 11-19 (some maybes in there)

Put me on the maybe list, Zazz's leg hair is getting matted and she asked me to brush it out that night.

Great. Zazz is having me braid her armpit hair that night.
She's lookin' to do a 'Princess Leia' ear roll thing under each arm.

It may take a while...so we'll have plenty of time to catch up.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Great. Zazz is having me braid her armpit hair that night.
She's lookin' to do a 'Princess Leia' ear roll thing under each arm.

It may take a while...so we'll have plenty of time to catch up.

I'll bring her special grape juice.

originally posted by: zosimov

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Frankly when DB is done with it I don't care if it's a Stargate to Utopia, I'm not going near it without a Level 4 bio suit.

My theory is that DB is one of the secret guardians of earth's portal, and this is his way of keeping any unwanted entities from entering our plane. Thanks DB!

"NONE SHALL PASS!"

a reply to: IAMTAT



That's the one!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
Not many people know that the third stalls in Taco Bell restrooms are interdimensional portals.

Frankly when DB is done with it I don't care if it's a Stargate to Utopia, I'm not going near it without a Level 4 bio suit.

The same thing can be said about your basement!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Thanks for the warning about the guy sitting on the toilet.Now,
I have to go wash my eyes out because they are burning. I am glad
that his tie was long enough...

originally posted by: nofear39

originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: nofear39

We can make an exception for you!



Kidding of course. Please try to make it!

Time and date that's all I need 😊

Do you have any clue what could happen at this "party" these 3 are planning?

originally posted by: mamabeth
The same thing can be said about your basement!

But it's my mess and I can handle that.

a reply to: Illumimasontruth

For a second I thought you were recommending mom milk butter! 😂

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CreationBro

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: CreationBro
...tweedle dumbass.

How did you guess DB's first stripper-name?

I was Db's first g-string dollar donor.

I still have that dollar.

....

😍


Ill never forget your first song..

a reply to: CreationBro

I'm just warmed by all of the clandestine ATS love vignettes playing out on this thread

originally posted by: chelsdh
For a second I thought you were recommending mom milk butter! 😂

How well does it go with English muffins?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Probably pairs well....