Mark Your Calendar for a Party at Augustus's House!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If your invitation isn't bound in human skin, sealed with a red wax Masonic stamp...it's not from Augustus.

Especially if it has a Post Office pig's mask forever stamp.

I don't use those. Not even to pay my Chase Visa last week.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hummmm,maybe someone was trying to trick me into showing up.
The invitation did have a bacon smell to it and was kinda greasy too.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Well someone did,I got this strange invitation to your "party" delivered by
the post office with postage due!

My 'invites' are more like abductions. You can't RSVP 'no'.

Especially since you 3 have selective hearing and NO is not in your vocabulary.

a reply to: mamabeth


Huh?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: zosimov

Threatened your tomato plants so you tricked Zazz! Why don't you
stand up for yourself and grow a pear!

All of my sauces are bitter.. is that not enough?

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Well someone did,I got this strange invitation to your "party" delivered by
the post office with postage due!

My 'invites' are more like abductions. You can't RSVP 'no'.

Especially since you 3 have selective hearing and NO is not in your vocabulary.

Infected Ear ring???

originally posted by: zosimov
All of my sauces are bitter.. is that not enough?

Sounds like besides party planning I may have to help you with preparing tomato sauce.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: mamabeth

Don't worry dear, I already said I am washing my hair that day.
DB organized the last one and no showed himself from the event. Complete failure like his diet.

Please remind me, when I publish my memoirs, to have you do the forward.

If you want me to write the forward...I assume the body of the text is a self roast, penned in your last days from a dank prison cell that you share with a gaggle of murderous marauding Masons?

a reply to: zosimov

Try a spoon full of sugar it helps the medicine go down.In your
case it removes the bitter taste!

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: mamabeth

Don't worry dear, I already said I am washing my hair that day.
DB organized the last one and no showed himself from the event. Complete failure like his diet.

Please remind me, when I publish my memoirs, to have you do the forward.

If you want me to write the forward...I assume the body of the text is a self roast, penned in your last days from a dank prison cell that you share with a gaggle of murderous marauding Masons?

I like a good roast. Especially with some horseradish and sour cream as a topping.

Rats!...I may have a work conflict.

I'm washing Zazz's hair that day.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

Rats!...I may have a work conflict.

I'm washing Zazz's hair that day.

Zazz's hair requires more than one day to wash. Leg, back, underarm, it's prolific, but that's to be expected from a Wookie.


Now, give me a minute to run before she rips my arm out of it's socket.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Wow, Zazz is quite powerful if she can make you run away. I'm impressed.

originally posted by: Night Star
Wow, Zazz is quite powerful if she can make you run away. I'm impressed.

It's not wise to upset a Wookie.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Wow, Zazz is quite powerful if she can make you run away. I'm impressed.

She's a witch.

She makes dingo's eat babies or something like that.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wouldn't upset Zazz or a wookie, so I'm safe.

a reply to: DBCowboy


LOL

originally posted by: Night Star
...so I'm safe.

Oh, hahahahaha. So funny.

Sure you are.

a reply to: zosimov

Lol, no thank you. Although becoming a skin suit sounds delightful, I'm not your huckleberry. Not the most festive of people, I'm a grumpy old man trapped in a young body. Besides I'm not apart of the clan, hell I guess I'm not even officially a member. I just recently reconfigured my settings and just found the T & C and although, I have lurked and created a profile, I've yet to make my introduction as is customary around these parts.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Of course not, I've read enough of you on here to be certain you're the type to wear your guest as skin suits. I meant the type that gets offended easy.