ALERT! Breitbart Cites Cernovich! President Trump Under 'House Arrest!'

a reply to: theantediluvian

Cernovich has himself an antediluvian shaped fiddle and he's playing the everloving *SNIP* out of it... again.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: theantediluvian

Cernovich has himself an antediluvian shaped fiddle and he's playing the everloving *SNIP* out of it... again.

Or maybe, I have a burdman30ott6 shaped fiddle and I'm playing the s# out of it? Hmm...

originally posted by: Asktheanimals

originally posted by: Gryphon66

*Actual brains may vary, offer not available in GA, TX, AL, MS, FL, TN, LA, SC, NC

How is this comment any different than racism?
It's bigotry based on geography.
Some people still aren't over the Civil War apparently.

It's a joke from a native Georgian.

I'm pretty sure you know that though.

a reply to: olaru12

You know, from that perspective I can agree with a degree of admiration ... much like my admiration for Heidi Fleiss or Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

And maybe Miss Mona ...

a reply to: theantediluvian

Actually I'm more of a double bass, as I'm much too large to be any sort of fiddle.

originally posted by: Gryphon66
a reply to: olaru12

You know, from that perspective I can agree with a degree of admiration ... much like my admiration for Heidi Fleiss or Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

And maybe Miss Mona ...

Took me awhile but I see your analogy. Appropriate too....

Perhaps AJ should operate out of....

a reply to: olaru12

LOL. Great number.

It is truly fascinating and indeed shocking the free reign the media is given innsociety if you consider its social ramifications.

Perhaps there should be some kind of journalistic, independent but honest and verifiable proof league.

I suggest: The League of Honest Journalists.

I'd stopped logging in to ATS because it is so terribly bleak and dreary when it isn't stomach turning, but I read your post and loved it so much that I just had to log in to see who posted it.

Wow. Theantidiluvian. You made my freakin' day.

What a delightful close-up of all the backward thinking in the darkest recesses of the Trumpian political bowel-works... Your stunning satirical perspective ought to be published somewhere better than here.

And I do believe that the Generals definitely have him by the short and curleys, if not by some nearby organs of the reproductive genre.

a reply to: Jonjonj

Then you don't believe in the Constitution.

Period. Reasonable limits on the press exist ... they're called libel laws. Authoritarians like Trump don't like the fact that you have to a) prove the statement is false and b) prove that it damaged you.

It's like I'm watching Keith Olberman post on ATS.


They got you to use Breitbart as a source. Man, it really is 4d backgammon.

Every blunder, every expression of incompetence, every nonsensical thing that Trump or anyone on "the right" does is really just blindingly brilliant strategy ... that never comes to any fruition except more incompetence, nonsense and blunders.

Only in America.

a reply to: theantediluvian

I realize it's late in this thread and the sentiment has already been shared, but good stuff OP. That was a classic read all the way through. This is like something from the old "Weekly World News". Cant make it up. Thanks for the chuckles.

originally posted by: TinfoilTP
a reply to: theantediluvian

Is this some kind of Left Coast or Swamp chat codified talk that flies over the heads of the expendables? Only asking because of the way it was written with a distinctive nose in the air elitist fluffery that Americans.....err errr I mean Deplorables..... just don't get. .

You mean wit, intelligence, and *gasp* humor. Most Americans DO get it. I can understand the deplorable shavings tough time with it though.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: theantediluvian

Actually I'm more of a double bass, as I'm much too large to be any sort of fiddle.

Sadly, few of us are the violins we once were. Getting old sucks that way.

a reply to: Jonjonj

What's shocking to me is not how much free rein the media is given but how a guy like Cernovich can go from fringe rape apologist #GamerGate asshat peddling his stupid book to alt-right twitter celeb in TrumpWorld to having right-wing media outlets (not just Breitbart but Fox News, Daily Caller and others) referring to him as a "journalist."

originally posted by: theantediluvian

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: theantediluvian

Actually I'm more of a double bass, as I'm much too large to be any sort of fiddle.

Sadly, few of us are the violins we once were. Getting old sucks that way.

How old are you?
My guess is 68 years old.

a reply to: theantediluvian
I just passed you in another thread and wanted to pop back in here to tell you how much I enjoyed your OP.
Your penchant for old time oratory is thrilling and your turn of phrase exhilarating.
Ok, over and out.

originally posted by: ColoradoJens
a reply to: theantediluvian

I realize it's late in this thread and the sentiment has already been shared, but good stuff OP. That was a classic read all the way through. This is like something from the old "Weekly World News". Cant make it up. Thanks for the chuckles.

Well Trump is good friends with the owners of the National Enquirer. The next time you're at the grocery store, take a peek at the headlines. It'll be some outlandish claim that Obama somehow has an intergalactic spy ring to take down Trump. Or something.

a reply to: antoinemarionette

Glad you enjoyed it!

And I do believe that the Generals definitely have him by the short and curleys, if not by some nearby organs of the reproductive genre.

I think canning Kelly or any of the generals would be difficult at this point. The optics would be bad to moderates and depending on the specific circumstances, he'd run the risk of setting off a chain of resignations that could be potentially catastrophic outside of his absolute core support.