North Korea Joke

At some point around the timeframe of Labor Day, the North Korea Sh!t is going to go off and initiate a chain of events that lead to WWIII and the total destruction of the global economy.

North Korea will try “something” “really stupid”.
The United States will move in to attack.
China will warn the United States to stand down while they try to fix it.
The United States will tell China “too late for that”.
Somehow, Pakistan launches a full-scale attack on India with the usage of nukes.
Moments later, the United States uses tactical nukes on North Korea.
China invades Taiwan.
China invades North Korea and reinforces the northern border.
A false flag in Syria or from Syria initiates Russia’s attack on Syria.
By dawn, the next morning in the Middle East, Iran is launching a full-scale invasion of Israel.
By noon, the last bunker door in New Zealand closes.
What a joke!

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

What makes you think China will side with NK?
We're into China for about 1.4 Trillion and in war all debts are considered Paid. Can the Chinese economy take that kind of loss? Never mind the NK refugees that will be pouring over their Northern border, don't you think they'd fare better just sitting this one out?
...and by what optic do you think Iran has a chance against Israel?

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

A joke ... or a liberal dream? And I'd add: Who gives a fat baby's ass?