NASA has a job opening for someone to defend Earth from aliens

Expecting something ?

Anyway, I am sure someone here on ATS would be intrested

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An out-of-this-world job like Conley's requires some equally extraordinary qualifications. A candidate must have at least one year of experience as a top-level civilian government employee, plus have "advanced knowledge" of planetary protection and all it entails.

Well....




uhmm, thanks Katherine?

Why the long face??

Burn the alien !!!! I bet she floats in zero gravity, to boot !

a reply to: Spacespider

Do they get to wear the Iron man suit and actively defend or just feel out ambassador deny or accepted paperwork?

a reply to: Spacespider

I've been protecting indiana from sasquach attacks for years.
Wonder if I'm qualified to keep aliens at bay?

Finally, a job for Al Gore.

He can pull double duty when jetsetting across the globe spewing a carbon layer of defense.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: Spacespider

I've been protecting indiana from sasquach attacks for years.
Wonder if I'm qualified to keep aliens at bay?

Your job is too important, the world needs you right where you are.

However, I understand Bruce Campbell is between acting gigs right now ...

a reply to: Spacespider

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson

I thought that's what Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith were doing!!!

I nominate Al Gore. He can scare the bejeezus out of them with ManBearPig.

Or maybe Trigglypuff would be a better pick? She'd check their privilege, and bedazzle them with so much flailing gender studies, furry fandom and culture war hysteria they'd pack and teleport back off to where they came from.

a reply to: Spacespider

I'm too busy defending "Golden Coral" from going bankrupt.

Sorry.

Will have to pass.

a reply to: TinfoilTP

Hey that's two for Al Gore!

Personaly I norminate a diplomat not a fighter, because if would come down.. begging for peace would be our best chance

a reply to: Bluntone22

Stop taking credit for my work in Indiana. We both know I've been keeping our woods clean of Bigfoot. Lol.

originally posted by: Spacespider
Personaly I norminate a diplomat not a fighter, because if would come down.. begging for peace would be our best chance

I'd be very diplomatic. . . .

After the Alien Queen made my goddamned sammich!

a reply to: Crumbles

You guys are slackers my sister was in the woods this past weekend down by Lake Monroe no one stopped her! She also has weird finger toes.

"Why does that man wearing a spacesuit,climb up that ladder into that rocket shaped room every day?"
"Oh, he's paid by the government to protect Earth from an alien invasion".
"But we haven't had an alien invasion."
"See, he's doing his job."

I am actually quite shocked nobody nominated Jesus yet... I was expecting to see that twist and to my dissatisfaction my cynical hunger had not been satisfied...

Im getting bad the older I get

Fine!!!

I'll apply...

Jeeze! You guys just HAVE to twist my ARM.

*grumbling* And I thought my WIFE was bad...

a reply to: Crumbles

Sorry dude.
Don't want to steal your thunder.
You watch for bigfoot.
I'll keep the polar bears out.