This girl I knew...

Decided to throw a huge party. We were all dancing and getting a good buzz on and she all of a sudden jumped up on the coffee table and loudly proclaimed, "I am a woman and I don't need a man for anything!"

I went into her kitchen and tightened the lids on all of her jars really REALLY tight!

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You cad!

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Special kind of evil..

Lol.

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I wonder if her mechanic, plumber, house painter, etc. are all women? With the possible exception of a few people in the Alaskan bush and such places, we are all dependent upon others. This brain washing of young women that sharing rights and responsibilities with another as a bad thing is the root cause of the break down of the nuclear family. Synergy is a real thing, physically, emotionally, and spiritually.

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My girlfriend would have found a strap wrench, hit me with it, then insisted I open the jars.

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She called me to loosen her lids.



I loosened her lid.

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My wife and daughters hate asking me to open a jar because it usually goes like this:

Them: Hands me jar, "Could you open this?"

Me: Inspects jar, "Of course I could!" Hands jar back.