I lost my wallet.

Hello.

So it sucks.

I lost my wallet. If anyone finds a wallet containing several $100 bills, a key card opening a door to a luxury suite and the phone number of a beautiful woman. Please let me know. None of that is mine but it would be cool to find.

If you find a raggedy ass wallet that contains $8 cash and a few credit cards give me a call.

Thanks TC.

originally posted by: Yourmomsentme
Hello.

So it sucks.

I lost my wallet. If anyone finds a wallet containing several $100 bills, a key card opening a door to a luxury suite and the phone number of a beautiful woman. Please let me know. None of that is mine but it would be cool to find.

If you find a raggedy ass wallet that contains $8 cash and a few credit cards give me a call.

Thanks TC.

definitely taking the cash and dumping the wallet

a reply to: TinySickTears

Really?!?

You are gonna steal my eight bucks?

You suk. Not cool.

(he remembers that).

originally posted by: Yourmomsentme
a reply to: TinySickTears

Really?!?

You are gonna steal my eight bucks?

You suk. Not cool.

(he remembers that).

That's how it works. The wallet is gone forever, but the cash belongs to whoever found it.

I once found a wallet just outside a grocery store, cash in tact. I returned it to the front desk- wouldn't be surprised if the wallet was stripped of cash by the person I handed it to.
That's life- welcome to a world run by Fiat currency.

originally posted by: Yourmomsentme
a reply to: TinySickTears

(he remembers that).

Hah! This thread just became a Telltale rpg.

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: Yourmomsentme
a reply to: TinySickTears

(he remembers that).

Hah! This thread just became a Telltale rpg.

It is.


And it's free.

a reply to: Yourmomsentme

I couldn't find your wallet but I did find 3 memes.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Thanks but that really didn't help.

Rather than looking for my wallet you're posting bs on ATS?!?

How does this help?

a reply to: Yourmomsentme

I had a look around the yard and didn't have any luck.
If I had found your wallet I would have put two dollars inside just because I would have felt sorry for you.
Maybe next time.

originally posted by: Yourmomsentme
a reply to: DBCowboy

Thanks but that really didn't help.

Rather than looking for my wallet you're posting bs on ATS?!?

How does this help?

you're right.

It doesn't.

I'll go back outside.

sorry.

a reply to: lordcomac

yeah that is pretty much how it works

a reply to: Yourmomsentme

Check your car.

I THINK I FOUND YOUR WALLET!

I saw an old guy walking away and I saw a wallet in his back pocket. So I jumped on him, beat him down and took the wallet.

Are you Herbert Greenblatt, age 93?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Yourmomsentme
a reply to: DBCowboy

Thanks but that really didn't help.

Rather than looking for my wallet you're posting bs on ATS?!?

How does this help?

you're right.

It doesn't.

I'll go back outside.

sorry.

Thanks.

U never know ewe may find it.

Sorry if I sounded harsh. I know you r doing the best u can.

......good job.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I THINK I FOUND YOUR WALLET!

I saw an old guy walking away and I saw a wallet in his back pocket. So I jumped on him, beat him down and took the wallet.


Are you Herbert Greenblatt, age 93?

It depends.

How much money was in the wallet?

a reply to: Yourmomsentme

Many years ago I lost mine and several days later my four year old at the time son found it on a window sill behind the curtains. I to this day don't know how it got there. Good luck I know how bad it sucks.

originally posted by: Gatexan
a reply to: Yourmomsentme

Many years ago I lost mine and several days later my four year old at the time son found it on a window sill behind the curtains. I to this day don't know how it got there. Good luck I know how bad it sucks.

4 year old probably put it there

originally posted by: Yourmomsentme

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I THINK I FOUND YOUR WALLET!

I saw an old guy walking away and I saw a wallet in his back pocket. So I jumped on him, beat him down and took the wallet.


Are you Herbert Greenblatt, age 93?

It depends.

How much money was in the wallet?

$408.00

originally posted by: TinySickTears

originally posted by: Gatexan
a reply to: Yourmomsentme

Many years ago I lost mine and several days later my four year old at the time son found it on a window sill behind the curtains. I to this day don't know how it got there. Good luck I know how bad it sucks.

4 year old probably put it there

We need to banish children.

People need to wise up and realize that the best place to carry your cash and credit cards is between your butt cheeks.

It's safe, convenient...and when the check arrives at the table, nobody ever looks to me to pay for dinner.