It has happened. The unthinkable. The nightmare has begun.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My Abs have turned into AN ab.

One big click on contour.

*shakes fist at Deebs.

originally posted by: geezlouise
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

LOL.

Yeah cause we're such whales, all boobs and butts and zero thigh gap. You'd nearly disappear in our extra rolls of fat.

Remember reading about thigh-gap-ism once. I did the lords prayer and a hail mary to make sure such a horror would not be visited upon me.

originally posted by: geezlouise
Yeah cause we're such whales, all boobs and butts and zero thigh gap. You'd nearly disappear in our extra rolls of fat.

We can invite DB the Hutt for good measure.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
My Abs have turned into AN ab.

One big click on contour.

*shakes fist at Deebs.

I can always don my pig mask and chase you around Vegas with a machete, it would be good exercise.

But I don't ever go to Vegas and I don't own two or three pig masks.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Yeah, thigh gaps are so last year. Chafing thighs are all the rage right now.

At least that's what I tell myself... whenever I have to go out into the heat and suffer the chafe.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thankfully my Vegan work gig was over some time ago.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Thankfully my Vegan work gig was over some time ago.

It's always something to be thankful for when anything vegan ends.

Just ask DB.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

vegans are made of meat.

Yum!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: geezlouise
I'm like Zazz over there. I gained some extra love handles and butt this past year. But I'm digging my extra jiggly thighs.

I'll get you and Zazz in the hot tub, we'll only need a glass of water to fill it up.

Augustus is the only person I know with a Hot Tub that has a 'Puree' setting.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he considers, "Silence Of The Lambs" as a home movie.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Augustus is the only person I know with a Hot Tub that has a 'Puree' setting.

What can I say? I like multi-use appliances.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he makes his own Girl Scout Cookies.
I found part of a merit patch in the last one he offered me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he considers, "Silence Of The Lambs" as a home movie.

First time I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre I though it was a documentary about my family life.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Never ask him for baby powder.

*shudders*

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he makes his own Girl Scout Cookies.
I found part of a merit patch in the last one he offered me.

Wait until you try my oatmeal/raisin/Jehovah Witness cookies. So delicious you'll find Jesus when you eat them.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he makes his own Girl Scout Cookies.
I found part of a merit patch in the last one he offered me.

Wait until you try my oatmeal/raisin/Jehovah Witness cookies. So delicious you'll find Jesus when you eat them.

I once found a finger nail. . .

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm not going to say Gus is strange, but he makes his own Girl Scout Cookies.
I found part of a merit patch in the last one he offered me.

Wait until you try my oatmeal/raisin/Jehovah Witness cookies. So delicious you'll find Jesus when you eat them.

I once found a finger nail. . .

Me Too!...Mine was pink. I think it was in one of his 'Mary Kay Treats'.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I once found a finger nail. . .

Oops, that one wasn't for you.

Yours had actual framing nails because I figured a guy your age needs all the extra iron he could get.

I love how Augustus never uses preservatives in anything he cooks.

He makes sure he gets them before they're embalmed.

I shot a wild piglet straight in the butthole.
The bullet stopped in it's mouth.
About 20 lbs.
Between myself, my dog, and a few friends, there is nothing but bones left.
Life is good.