buy a roof get a free gun

a reply to: BlueJacket

After reading that, I feel like I should've gotten a few more price quotes.

Well, the guy is jacking up the price of the roof jobs to cover the cost of the guns. It is just a sales pitch to sell more roofs and you are paying for that gun.

originally posted by: Kentuckymama
I just got a new roof. All I got was a huge bill and one nail in my tire.

Only one flat so far. Gee, some people get the shaft. I guaranteed at least two flat tires to my customers.

a reply to: TinySickTears

Can I buy a gun and get a free roof?

originally posted by: rickymouse
Well, the guy is jacking up the price of the roof jobs to cover the cost of the guns. It is just a sales pitch to sell more roofs and you are paying for that gun.

New roof: $23,000,000

New gun: priceless

Is that you, government?

a reply to: rickymouse

I'm almost positive my poor truck hasn't seen the last nail yet. Give it some time. It's only been a 9 days since they finished. I can just about handle the nail in the tire, the gutters are another story. They have lots of tiny pieces of gravel stuff from the old roof. I drew the short straw, so I gotta clean that mess.

Hopefully the free gun isn't stolen or has a body on it.

originally posted by: Kentuckymama
a reply to: rickymouse

I'm almost positive my poor truck hasn't seen the last nail yet. Give it some time. It's only been a 9 days since they finished. I can just about handle the nail in the tire, the gutters are another story. They have lots of tiny pieces of gravel stuff from the old roof. I drew the short straw, so I gotta clean that mess.

I used to love doing roofs. I now have epilepsy and am sixty one, I have to hire someone to do my roof. I am going to have another builder I know do it, he will do a decent job for a fair price. I can pick up the nails and clean up, at least I can do stuff on the ground a little yet. I still have my builders license, just renewed it. But I haven't done anything for years now. I guess I just like to support the state.

a reply to: Kentuckymama

Iive near by in Ohio

a reply to: BlueJacket

I'm in western Kentucky.

The south....huh

Yep in North Texas here we get a pistol with a oil change.....how I got mine, anyway....

a reply to: TinySickTears

Hey use the gun and you get the roof for free, too, and free accommodation at the correctional facility of your choice.

I got a get a roof get a gun flyer a few months ago. I live in Denver. it said something about being a true patriot or some nonsense. freaked me out a bit...

a reply to: Metallicus

A gun is a tool just like a hammer or knife. Used improperly they can be dangerous.

And used properly they can be even more dangerous .

originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: Metallicus

A gun is a tool just like a hammer or knife. Used improperly they can be dangerous.

And used properly they can be even more dangerous .

Used properly .....TYRANNY....has no friggin chance in hail

Sounds like a great idea (sarc), whats wrong with people being armed after all

US Priest pulls gun - cause road rage

I understand the argument that guns are inanimate objects BUT people are not

Great my neighbour has a new roof, best not piss him off because now he is armed also

a reply to: UpIsNowDown

Why would you intentionally piss off your neighbor?

That seems like instigation.

a reply to: Skorpy

Where did i say intentionally, but side note if it is intentionally would that to you therefore justify use of a gun?

You can always opt to buy the walls too, in that case you do not get a gun to protect your belongings, but a two-seater porch swing

a reply to: UpIsNowDown

That depends on the neighbors actions, I"m at home cooking popcorn listening to music. Neighbor comes to the door mad, because I got a gun from the roofers. I say beat it pal, I'm eating. I don't want to talk about it. He then will not leave. I call the cops to have him removed. Problem should be solved right? No gun was involved.

If he decides to come in without being invited, then I will take a defensive attitude real quick and demand he leave or else.