Moron Vandalizes School Playground With "Liberal" Graffiti

A 32 year-old clown from West Hartford, CT was busted vandalizing an elementary school playground with "liberal" graffiti. In one of the clearer surveillance videos to be embedded in a news story, the bike riding perp can be seen defacing signs and equipment at approximately 10:30 PM on June 15th.



The would be "liberal" slogans he came up with were amazingly on point — particularly, "Left is the best" — a standard among liberal vandals.

West Hartford Man Told Police Anti-Trump Graffiti At School Was Out Of 'Anger Toward Liberals'

In the arrest warrant, West Hartford Police Officer Dante Ursini said Morley Elementary School Principal Ryan Cleary on June 16 said "students informed him that there were 'swear' words written on the playground equipment."

Some of the writings said "Kill Trump," "Left is the best," "Bernie Sanders 2020" and "Death to Trump" and were written on the playground welcome sign, a tan piece of of playground equipment, a yellow concrete barrier pole, a playground bench and on a "Little Free Library" located on the playground.

Surprisingly, it doesn't appear that he scrawled "Honk if you love Marx!" or "I ♥ Free Stuff."

After seeing his image plastered in the local news, the dimwitted vandal turned himself in to police. In a statement to law enforcement, he screeched his butthurt, explaining how his actions were triggered by liberals:

Marks told police on June 19 he vandalized the property "out of 'anger towards liberals and they are breaking major laws everyday and being disrespectful towards our government,'" according to the warrant for his arrest. He told police it was his hope that the vandalism would appear to have been done by the "Left."

Later, in an interview with The Harford Courant, Mr. Snowflake gave a bit more insight into the inspiration behind his narrowly thwarted master plan:

In an interview with The Courant last week, he said he was sorry, that his actions were "stupid," and that he supports President Donald Trump and refused to explain why he would write anti-Trump graffiti. "It was just a stupid thing I did at the time," Marks told The Courant last week. "It was stupid, stupid, stupid."

Stupid, stupid, stupid indeed.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

I wonder if he was ever on /pol/. Seems like the sort of thing they'd do.

a reply to: Ohanka

Looks like just another Bernout.

a reply to: Ohanka

Nah, if he was /pol/ he'd probably have been violating the conditions of his parole by being at a school playground.

I've never met anyone who spray painted something on anything...

Seriously, do y'all know anybody who has??

I wonder who gets up in the morning and says, I'm gonna go spray my idiotic ramblings with bad grammar and barely legible penmanship with a bottle of paint...

It's a very curious endeavor...to me, anyhow

-Chris

he is obviously a right wing nut.

he is doing the same thing as a liberal.

break laws that were made by his party just to prove he hates everything and everyone.

a reply to: Christosterone

To be fair, he used a green marker apparently. I don't know any 32 year-olds who ride around elementary school playgrounds on bicycles at 10:30 PM claiming they were going there to "play catch" with their dogs either.

Whoop

a reply to: Christosterone

I actually married a former Young Republican and card-carrying member of the NRA and neither of us would ever urinate on an American flag.

But hey, if your wife ever gets tired of supporting you while you hang out reading Barstool Sports, you might want to look her up.

I remember seeing a Caltrain that was vandalized with "Get Hoonky!"

I mean, in the context of the schism modern society finds itself going through, left/right, alt/shift, fascist/commie is it any...

Oh hold on, nope! He's a dickhead.

a reply to: theantediluvian
Lol, what a dick, at least wear a mask, maybe I'm just conditioned to that though in CCTV Britain.

a reply to: theantediluvian

What a loser, an elementary school of all places too.

What a statement you just made, doh!

originally posted by: InceyWincey
a reply to: theantediluvian
Lol, what a dick, at least wear a mask, maybe I'm just conditioned to that though in CCTV Britain.

Or even don't vandalise kids' playgrounds at all. That is still an option too.

originally posted by: theantediluvian
a reply to: Ohanka

Nah, if he was /pol/ he'd probably have been violating the conditions of his parole by being at a school playground.

Haha you beat me to it.

originally posted by: Jonjonj

originally posted by: InceyWincey
a reply to: theantediluvian
Lol, what a dick, at least wear a mask, maybe I'm just conditioned to that though in CCTV Britain.

Or even don't vandalise kids' playgrounds at all. That is still an option too.

Lmao.

a reply to: theantediluvian

Good on you for getting the link to work...
When I realized what the site was I immediately took it down...

I don't read smut...

My better half is not at work today....she and I are sitting in bed with the cats today watching the tonys(we go to ny about every other month and do a 5 show in 7 night binge trip)...

We are narrowing down the Wednesday an sat matinee if ur wondering

-Chris

a reply to: theantediluvian

He is obviously a liberal who got caught so he pretended to be a a conservative pretending to be a liberal. You need to keep up.

originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: theantediluvian

He is obviously a liberal who got caught so he pretended to be a a conservative pretending to be a liberal. You need to keep up.

Yeah. That'll work in court.

Thirty Two? I was more mature than that and had more sense at twelve. You often hear the question asked as to what has happened to childhood, with all the commercialism and sexualisation today. What has happened to adulthood and people of the age of responsibility behaving as they should? Oh yeah, I forgot, its progressivism.