Don't use hover board while wearing a suicide vest

He might want to get his money back for the faulty vest.

He must of bought the Walmart brand.

a reply to: UnBreakable

They blow up so quickly these days!

originally posted by: mobiusmale

originally posted by: lordcomac
Care to give a synopsis?

A lot of us can't watch every youtube link in every twitteresque post made here.

Basically, the homicide bomber is riding on a hover board...rolling down the road toward his target I assume.

He loses his balance, and when he hits the ground his vest explodes.

There endeth the lesson...

You guys are so silly; this video is a definite fake, the original video sans CGI explosion floated around the internet like 2 years ago and was even featured on Break.


I mean; the explosion is so fake it hurts my head to imagine that some people can't tell that it's fake.

originally posted by: LABTECH767
a reply to: UnBreakable

Pretty certain that was fake but it was still extremely funny.

It is fake... The original video he just eats the pavement

a reply to: SRPrime

Actually i think most of us are aware as to the fackery involved, non the less humorous all the same.

Should we send 10,000 hover boards to the middle east for free?

Are you sure this is not fake?

It reminds me of those hilarious alah ackbar remix videos.

Still funny either way.

originally posted by: SRPrime

originally posted by: mobiusmale

originally posted by: lordcomac
Care to give a synopsis?

A lot of us can't watch every youtube link in every twitteresque post made here.

Basically, the homicide bomber is riding on a hover board...rolling down the road toward his target I assume.

He loses his balance, and when he hits the ground his vest explodes.

There endeth the lesson...

You guys are so silly; this video is a definite fake, the original video sans CGI explosion floated around the internet like 2 years ago and was even featured on Break.


I mean; the explosion is so fake it hurts my head to imagine that some people can't tell that it's fake.

Duh...the poster said he couldn't watch the video, so wanted an explanation of what happens in the video.

Asked and answered.

explosive?????

I saw someone that looks like he was carrying a flammable liquid and it lit off when he hit the ground.

Just as someone with little brains riding a hover-board with a glass container of gasoline and finding out it flammable.

I worked with explosives for 45 years and there was no sign of real explosives detonating.

originally posted by: mysterioustranger
a reply to: UnBreakable

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The video speaks for itself.

originally posted by: ANNED
explosive?????

I saw someone that looks like he was carrying a flammable liquid and it lit off when he hit the ground.

Just as someone with little brains riding a hover-board with a glass container of gasoline and finding out it flammable.

I worked with explosives for 45 years and there was no sign of real explosives detonating.

Does it make a difference, really? In the end he went up in flames.

It's a great gag, dating from the time of the 'spontaneously combusting hoverboard' controversy, and it makes me grin like a loon whenever it unexpectedly resurfaces. It's just so damn good. Whoever sat and painstakingly created it deserves some kind of recognition.

My personal favorite sport to watch is "I'm the king of the castle" A sport where gaining the high ground you are no longer the winner.

He died tired.

This one makes me laugh in a guilty way.

ISIS suicide car-bomber is on his way to his rendezvous with martyrdom, but unexpectedly drives over an IED.



It's the way that the car itself blows up in mid-air, as a sort of feeble afterthought, that does it for me.

originally posted by: LABTECH767
a reply to: UnBreakable

Pretty certain that was fake but it was still extremely funny.

And we would agree with you it's fake because you said so

Really is that what ats has come down to now, it's fake

I don't think it is, I find it slightly annoying you say it's fake and offer no reason, kinda like you think you are some superior fake video analyser
Why is it fake, any reasons

originally posted by: audubon
This one makes me laugh in a guilty way.

ISIS suicide car-bomber is on his way to his rendezvous with martyrdom, but unexpectedly drives over an IED.

It's the way that the car itself blows up in mid-air, as a sort of feeble afterthought, that does it for me.

That's fake and the reason that is fake is because that just can't really ever happen in real life
Poetic justice
Greatest video I have ever seen, bar none

originally posted by: SRPrime

originally posted by: mobiusmale

originally posted by: lordcomac
Care to give a synopsis?

A lot of us can't watch every youtube link in every twitteresque post made here.

Basically, the homicide bomber is riding on a hover board...rolling down the road toward his target I assume.

He loses his balance, and when he hits the ground his vest explodes.

There endeth the lesson...

You guys are so silly; this video is a definite fake, the original video sans CGI explosion floated around the internet like 2 years ago and was even featured on Break.


I mean; the explosion is so fake it hurts my head to imagine that some people can't tell that it's fake.

And you are so silly that you think I am going to take your word for it

It may well be fake, but you saying it isn't good enough for me

Now that's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny.

a reply to: Raggedyman

Hey raggady, I like your posts mostly but this is just wrong or you are using humor which is too dry for me, either way I can not imagine that being real why would a suicide bomber even think of getting on a skate board while wearing a live suicide vest, I tried to look for body part's in the explosion that would still be recognizable and yes there is a possible leg moving off to the right BUT it is all in flame's, most bomb blasts do not immediately set fire they explode shrapnel and burning debris around them but of course he could have been using a liquid explosive so there is that, the part's would therefore have been potentially on fire on one side unless it was an incendiary device as well but all I can see is part's completely on fire, no collateral part's that are not completey wreathed in flame's.

I am NOT a video analyst, the closest I got was sitting there for well over a decade watching camera's to catch shop lifters which was boring and I only got into that awful brain numbing job due to industrial injury's which took away my previous career in industry, I also never told anyone that I had brain injury's and had suffered a fractured skull and memory loss twenty years before I took that job and that even to this day I still have coordination problem's, I also was only able to watch those camera's with one eye as the other has perfect peripheral vision but nearly NO central vision - that is just a blur and glasses do not correct it at all, of course I Also suffer from constant ocular migraine's which affect my good (left) eye and make it so that I simply can not see at all yet I Was good enough at my job that I stayed on for well over 10 years in spite of these short falling's before enough was enough I quit through other failing health matter's probably complicated by stress and what I can only call poor working condition's.

But that is me and I am just explaining I am not an image analyst though I did use to watch live video for a living in a security role.

By the way I am not one of the Nay Sayers either on this site except when thing's are ludicrous, this was never claiming to be genuine though and even if it was though also then a tragedy that a human being can fall so low as to both want to kill themselves and a group of innocent strangers around them.

So let me rephrase that, Personally I think it is a fake but hey I do make mistake's, there was a thead some time ago which showed a reflection of something inside the lunar capsule on one of the flight's to the moon and I was totally and utterly convinced it was an image of a space station, a wheel type but in a serious state of decay and I wanted it to be so at a very deep level because I had convinced myself that it was but then someone with better and more rational observation than myself pointed out that the shadow' were the wrong way around and out went my belief with a sudden sinking feeling and realization that I was an utter and total numpty but then I still am so I do get it wrong as well.

I really don't know if you were just dry humoring me or if you really think this is a genuine idiot with an explosive probably liquid and incendiary suicide belt whom is riding a skate board while dressed like a Bedouin but if so then I would point out that it is just a matter of opinion, made me laugh but not as much as the Taliban Olympic's did which I also hope (And believe) is fake but hey there are thing's I see and think are real that do then turn out to be fake but then I am a faulty brained individual as I explained above.

Like I say I usually like your post's but you take my comment far too seriously, suicide bombers are nut jobs they are not going to any heaven and if they did get there they would not get a safari park gorilla enclosure with fountains of wine and willing virgins', in fact they are supposed to also have permanent erection's so think overdose of Viagra and all the pain and agony that would come with that.
At least my religion does not say that, it also does not discriminate between genders in new life but it does explain MAN was made to work, MAN will be like the Angels' (who work for the big guy upstairs) but we do not tire or suffer as on earth.

But hey that is religion and this thread is not about that, it is about a loony on a skate board tripping off it in what look's like a staged stunt and a full fiery explosion (*but no identifiable body part's).


* I do have one caveat there, in WW2 two relatives of my mother were walking down a street in Liverpool, two brother's side by side and a German bomb landed directly on one, he was completely blown apart, there was nothing left and his brother whom was right there beside him was not hurt at all only in shock that his brother was there one minute and gone the next and I know that from my family, it is part of my family history but I am also guessing a German bomb dropped over Liverpool was likely to be much more powerful than an improvised explosive vest so really I would have expected something to fly out of the blast that was recognizable, a body part, an arm, a leg, a shin with a foot, a head, something but all I see is a blast of fire, and a few flame wreathed pieces that are not recognizable, yes one does resemble a leg roughly in it's shape but only roughly and it is completely aflame but as I say it can happen, it happened to my relative when he was hit by a NAZI bomb dropped on Liverpool while he was walking down the street with his brother so Sorry but I believe the video was fake.

The suicide car in audobon's post is real or I believe it is and that is actually both ironic and funny, still a tragedy that a human being fell so far.

If they want to top themselves that much OK but they don't they want to kill other people so I feel very little pity for them, if any at all, what they remind me of is those people who find out they have a serious blood infection then set out to cause as many other innocent people to suffer as they can because they are simply angry and do not know who to take it out on, there was a young woman in the town were I used to live, she found out that she had HIV back in the 1980's, she was a very attractive and pretty blond in her twenty's so set about making herself into an easy touch for plenty of young guy's, then there are the those whom lost there temper so went about stabbing people with syringes, it was rare but it did happen and these guy's are no different, oh they explain it as ideology and a ticket to heaven - which it most certainly is not but in reality they have chosen to commit suicide but are so filled with inhumanity that they want to take as many innocent people or people that disagree with them as possible, usually innocent people like those kid's at the concert in Manchester.

If these people could be turned around and shown that LIFE is a sacred gift, that they have no right to destroy another and if God wanted it he would do it himself but they can not be turned around, they are indoctrinated and often drugged up to the eyeball's as well.

a reply to: UnBreakable

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