Russian tries peanut butter and jam for first time in his life

In Communist Russia, Peanut Butter & Jelly eats you!!!!
Lol!
PB&J.... An American Classic!!! May I suggest Nutella and jam? Its very good!!!

When I listen to you why do I think "Stay Thirsty My Friends!":


Wonder if you would go for Australian Vegemite.

Our potatoes now taste like crap, I guess they are all full of poison.

Love sauerkraut but we are vegetarian so have veggie dogs with it.

originally posted by: SeaWorthy
When I listen to you why do I think "Stay Thirsty My Friends!":

Wonder if you would go for Australian Vegemite.

Our potatoes now taste like crap, I guess they are all full of poison.

Love sauerkraut but we are vegetarian so have veggie dogs with it.

Haha I was going to say Get some vegemite in'ya !!

Now that will sort the men out from the boys.. And don't ever confuse that marmite or cheesymite as vegemite. That stuff wears pink knickers.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ToohotinBC

You should eat sandwich of true American hero, Elvis Presley, peanut butter, banana and bacon fried with butter. Fueled by powerful nutrients Elvis Presley single handedly defeated East German troops in Cold War causing erection of Berlin Wall. Each bite is like delicious capitalism in your mouth. Try, you like too.

I also heard that 'The King' couldn't turn down a heaping plate of pork chops with Cool Whip!

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Elvis Presley was true American capitalist hero. He make sexy time with many womens.

a reply to: ToohotinBC

Very funny!!

Wait 'till you try mac n cheese!! Even the Indians from India luv it!

BTW, resistance is futile. You've been assimilated!!

PS - Hate the sugar in everything too.

The best combo i have found has to be white bread, with salted caramel chocolate spread and peanut butter, kind of like a snickers butty. Then it has to be bacon and egg with runny yolk and tomato sauce.

a reply to: ToohotinBC

Cyka blyat! This was my idea! Don't steel my glory, im not that drunk... i live off granny smith apples peanut butter. Yogurt, granola, pineapple cottage cheese and real wood or charcoal fire meat. Canadian cuisine is #. I miss the motherland.

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

You need yourself some cottage cheese panckes with real jam... c1onvert any american

a reply to: ToohotinBC

Hey, ToohotinBC, I love Russian food. Lived in Mongolia for a time, many Russians there, and a Russian deli.

• Plov and shashlik on the street in the summer time with a cold pint of Baltika 3
  
• Pirojki
  
• Cabbage rolls
  
• Blintz
  
• Borscht with a big dollop of cream
  

But here's a recipe for your PB&J ---

1. Toast your two slices of bread in butter in a skillet on one side.
2. Put PB and J on the toasted sides of the bread and put them together to make the sandwich.
3. Toast the sandwich (untoasted sides out) in the skillet in butter with the PB & J inside. Let the sandwich get good and toasted, real hot.

UN-FREAKIN'-BELIEVABLE. My favorite. If you do it right, the PB and the J get hot and a little runny. They soak into the bread a little and mix up because they are more liquid. And the butter and toasted bread.

Ah, heavenly.

Oh, and drink with real cold, un-homogenized milk (if you can find it).

And I agree with you about the sushi.

It's a scam.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ToohotinBC

You should eat sandwich of true American hero, Elvis Presley, peanut butter, banana and bacon fried with butter. Fueled by powerful nutrients Elvis Presley single handedly defeated East German troops in Cold War causing erection of Berlin Wall. Each bite is like delicious capitalism in your mouth. Try, you like too.

Love it.

I forego the bacon though.

10+ grain bread preferrably with ancient grains, toasted.

Then add peanut butter and banana slices.

Kaboom. Delicious food in belly. Mega good time.

a reply to: ToohotinBC

Nah...I was weird about Bacon and Maple syrup. Then one day my son spilled maple syrup on BBQ potato chip....I dared to try the combination of savory and sweet.

It was.....Amazing.

So I tried Bacon and Maple Syrup.

I know what heaven is.

a reply to: Aeshma

Love the curry in the oatmeal!! Will give it a go!

a reply to: ToohotinBC

You would be hard pressed to find any decent local food in Vancouver. Vancouver is where I go to try exotic foreign food.

For the most part, BC cuisine is based off dishes typical to the American Mid-West, particularly agrarian-Irish (aka meat and potatoes). You'll get this menu from small business diners in small communities along main highways throughout the province. And while you're there, check out the poutine.

Most food in BC has become commodified crap though, thanks to American fast food chains taking over practically every urban neighbourhood. Food in the stores is so highly processed that it barely resembles the original product anymore.

If you're for real, go make some native friends. Ask them for smoke salmon. And if you're really curious, ask them for hooshum berry icecream. Get them to show you around deep in the woods and they can show you all of the edible flora. Saskatoon berries are the best.

a reply to: ToohotinBC

nah just eat the fools gold loaf

1kg peanut butter, 1kg jelly , 1kg bacon

yummy

a reply to: ToohotinBC

This thread is epic.

Meat and potatoes. We do that here. Every state has its own slop. I dont eat the sweet stuff.

It may be because there are more Europeans here, Italian and such, but we get GREAT bread in NYC for cheap. Fresh too. Many super markets have fresh baked daily here.

PB and J is my favorite food. I like penut butter in the bread, eat a spoonfull of jam every couple of bites.

I like Jam, jelly is usually made from processed juice and artitifical flavors.

I have lived off a small jar of penut butter a day for weeks on end.

Good stuff.

OP, you made me laugh.

Have a good one.
Hokd it down.

a reply to: LightAssassin

Doughnuts used to be salty, and were stuffed with bacon. Roman times....

a reply to: ToohotinBC

Ever tried a forbidden fruit? That is addictive stuff!!

Be warned, don't go there!

Try some crunchy peanut butter with honey on a toasted English muffin, it's addicting.

Since I brought up English muffins, they make great French toast too, way better than normal bread.

Oh and hot Russian mustard and Jalapeños on a polish dog with a cold beer to wash it down is the chit. Worth the heartburn. ~$heopleNation