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originally posted by: lostgirl
originally posted by: Nothin
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who or what is being made fun of?
Are you kidding me?!?
Those jokes are sooooo offensive to poultry!!!
That kind of humor represents fowlism at it's very worst!!!
Man! I bet you're one of those fowlists that trots out the turkey jokes every November too!!
originally posted by: Nothin
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who or what is being made fun of?
originally posted by: Dark Ghost
originally posted by: Nothin
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who or what is being made fun of?
Your first line is a random question with no prior reference, it is not considered a joke.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are referring to the class of jokes that begin with "why did the chicken cross the road?"
If you are, then here is my answer: why are you referencing a chicken that did not give you permission to discuss it for the purpose of humour? Did the chicken in question give you prior consent to do so?
(I don't personally find it offensive, do you? Well it doesn't matter because we are not certain whether the chicken finds it offensive. Therefore, just to be on the safe side, we'd best not joke about them.)
originally posted by: Nothin
Why are you assuming that the chicken did not give permission? Perhaps it did...
Are chickens capable of giving permission? Do they have a sense of humour?
Are they capable of being offended?
Do chicken have teeth?
Did you hear the one about the... NVM.
originally posted by: Dark Ghost
originally posted by: Nothin
Why are you assuming that the chicken did not give permission? Perhaps it did...
Are chickens capable of giving permission? Do they have a sense of humour?
Are they capable of being offended?
Do chicken have teeth?
Did you hear the one about the... NVM.
I was actually implying the same thing you are: from a logical point of view, we both don't know the answer to any of the questions I asked or that you have just mentioned.
If you are making the claim that a chicken can somehow give you permission to tell a joke about it or answer any of those other questions you asked, then please enlighten us with some evidence. Otherwise, you are risking offending the chicken (or chickens as a whole), even if it is not your intention.
I get it: you tried to use a seemingly 100% innocent example of a joke that couldn't possible offend anyone or anything as a means to challenge the entire premise of my opening post. Well, so far you have not been able to accomplish this and have in fact helped me demonstrate that the opening post is truthful.
I welcome you or anybody else to find an example of a joke that cannot be considered offensive in any context it is used. I am confident you will find this task impossible because the ideology you are arguing against does not, at its core, adhere to logic and reason.
What about inanimate objects?
originally posted by: BigBrotherDarkness
a reply to: Nothin
What about inanimate objects?
You dust don't you? If not better make a pledge to do so... all I know is inanimate objects really really like lemon scent whether real or synthetic or so I have been led to believe.
originally posted by: BigBrotherDarkness
a reply to: Nothin
Oh yah cars love gas or else it leaves them fuming... of course any excuse for a nice walk even an unexpected one can be a good thing, perhaps you went too long without one so the universe reminds you of how nice it is... even if it is cursing under ones breath the entire time.
Some natives believed the rocks held spirits and essence and well being atoms are surrounded by energy why not? Flint sets of sparks of energy when struck, and natives used to even strike rocks purposefully to set energies free as a spritual practice... kinda like taking things nice and slow in one's personal work in appreciation of the materials or techniques involved, not just slapping crap together or sloshing things around to get them done and out. That's the difference in artisanal work... one would likely never see a return on their investment other than the enjoyment of the time being put into it.
Of course as an artist; one can see every single flaw in it like each and every mm is getting a thumb whacked with a hammer of this could have been better that could have been better; and in such a view all of it is absolute crap... but that just means room for improvement and honing skills, it also means one needs to just let go in the spirit of wabi sabi or basically good enough it stands as it is; and in such a manner imperfection itself is an art form... beauty being in the eye of the beholder? Many unless an artisan in the same field themselves will never see the flaws; and if one in the field makes a comment, then best to not take an egoist offence and get defensive and make excuses... but see it as constructive and a grand opportunity that they may give you some insight for what may have made it less flawed.
Can't be taught is a hideous thing; even someone at the very top level of their craft or art whatever that may be? Know there is some flaw as that eye of seeing every flaw never goes anywhere except in egotism and self aggrandizement that has absolutely nothing to do with the work or art, meaning they may have a masterpiece but have failed to be one.
originally posted by: Nothin
Are you saying it's possible to offend a chicken?
What is the requisite for offense to be taken? How can you be sure?
Can all living beings be offended?
What about inanimate objects?