White Men Should Pay 5% Extra In Taxes Because They’re Privileged

Monkeys are shooting out of my ass, source...

No folks, you just cannot make this stuff up. How utterly stupid can any group be to think that another group owes them for something they never did.

I hear you thinking "micro-agressions" and "you don't know because you're THEM!" BS....but, stop. Just stop.

LMAO!
Wont ever happen.

But thanks for the laugh tonight.

What if you're a mutt? 2.5%?

And who pays me?

a reply to: Black_Fox

Glad to hear it!

I think we should charge every race and gender based off of stupid and imaginary offense of racism.

And, magically...it'll all balance out and the moon will be in the seventh house...jupiter will align with mars...and zebras will begin to shoot out of my ass to show the futility of such odorous caca.

A horrible racist idea.

a reply to: FHomerK

It seems to be where the left are going, ideologically.

A pity... I think there should be two sides to the political conversation.

They need to get their party back from this insanity.

Not like THAT'S gonna happen now, since they seem to want to start some white-guy Jihad.

A party of victims with only one bad guy... white America.

BTW, why do white women pay a tax too? Where are the feminists in this? Where is #WhiteChixMatter?

Thanks for the post, S&F and carry on!!!!

a reply to: GreyScale

The only thing I truly disagree with from you is wanting a two party system.

I want to see someone take an ice pick to the system, and carve it up so that we all get out voices heard, and not just those who enjoy pre-chewed pablum of the red and the blue varieties.

"A party of victims with only one bad guy... white America. "

So be it.

If im the bad guy because im white, then pass me the black hat, i'll wear it proudly.

a reply to: FHomerK

This will definitely heal the racial divide Obama created in this country.

Another great idea from our liberal friends.

Totally in favor of this. Segregate tax receipts by race. Transfer that 5% to minorities, white people get to keep the rest of their taxes to improve their lot. minorities fund themselves through taxes plus the 5% they get from whites.

Let's make this happen folks

Can you Imagine







/sarc

a reply to: Black_Fox

Well, I've done the math. It's not looking good.

Apparently, each of us white males is responsible for 3.2 lynchings, 700K lost jobs, cultural appropriation (each white male is responsible for this, THANK YOU EMNEM!!!), and a whole gigawatt's worth of micro-aggressions!!!!


Damn *yawn*, I'm gonna have a hard time *yawn* sleeping *yawn*yawn*YAWN* tonight.

How about the disabled white men and women? Are they consider a minority? I could use an extra K in repperations.

a reply to: FHomerK

Meanwhile, a married white family would pay an extra four percent in taxes and a non-straight white person would pay 3.5 percent more.

The extra money would be redistributed to minorities in a form of reparations for past and present struggles.

*taken from the OPs source)

-So let me guess. They are going to want us all do take DNA to see what our heritage is? Because I don't know about you but these days with our melting pot you can't go by looks alone....

a reply to: FHomerK

I'm already eating Ramen noodles for dinner all month because of what I "owed" in taxes. I feel so privileged. Unbelievable.

Crazy is blooming everywhere, some places more than others.

a reply to: Martin75

Shhhhh..... everytime you say something like that, a snowflake gets it's wings yanked off BY ME.

originally posted by: xuenchen
A horrible racist idea.

No, it's not racist.
It's punishing white men for being privileged.
They need to give back.

So says people who are definitely not racist, or privileged.

And by people I mean liberal white women.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: FHomerK

I'm already eating Ramen noodles for dinner all month because of what I "owed" in taxes. I feel so privileged. Unbelievable.

Tell me about it. I've been unemployed for four months, and I'm *THE* source of income for my family.

a reply to: FHomerK

I 'identify' as a black fella for the purposes of this proposal therefore nullifying any consequence upon my sorry white ass.

Relax. Pure BS. Nobody in their right mind would believe that crap.

Got to stop being so gullible, and stop giving them the attention they crave.

They are like recalcitrant children. Even bad attention is attention, and they will take it any way they can get it.

Stop giving them what they want and maybe they will grow up.