Evil Liberal Witches Casting Black Magic Spells On Donald Trump

A coven of evil liberal witches have gathered to cast spells on President Trump!

Any good witches out there, we need your help, to stop the evil black magic being weaved by the likes of Lana Del Rey. Black magic should never be used, and it is the duty of all good witches, regardless of political affiliation to stop this terrible thing from happening!

Do they truly know the dark powers they will be unleashing?

Men and women from around the world are planning to gather and cast a spell at midnight that will stop President Trump from doing harm while also possibly banishing him from office.

Mass rituals have also been planned in multiple covens, during which men and women will perform a spell to bind President Trump and all those who abet him by delivering a chant and holding a brief ceremony.

Daily Mail

I don't know, it might be too late. There may still be a chance depending on the time zone!

a reply to: GodEmperor

Do they truly know the dark powers they will be unleashing?

I don't think they truly care. But I do believe they will be met with how they meet.

Trump has Jesus Christ. That's a demi god. No magic can get through a demi god.

In this administration, how the heck could you tell if it even worked?

a reply to: GodEmperor

ROFL!

This is a funny, funny thread.

We had a thread on this the other night... quality late night fun!

Oh, okay, that one wasn't in the Mud Pit.

a reply to: GodEmperor

A key question that I have to ask.


Who is making the sandwiches and cleaning the kitchens and tending to the children if they are out doing spells and stuff?

People who believe in fairy tales scared of other people who believe in magic.

originally posted by: projectvxn
People who believe in fairy tales scared of other people who believe in magic.

You know Hillary gonna all be castin the dark juju.

Wasn't this nonsense already posted?

What's the matter? No new juicy stories in your Facebook feed?

You guys recycle the most garbage stories and then pat each other on the backs as if you're on top of things. Comical....

a reply to: GD21D

What's an "facebook"?

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: GD21D

What's an "facebook"?

Your writing ability is fantastic. Looks as if you've taken education seriously.

No sense of good clean dark & dirty humor in this one:

a reply to: GD21D

Hillary's slip is showing. Where's a butthurt meme when I need one?

originally posted by: projectvxn
People who believe in fairy tales scared of other people who believe in magic.

Indeed .. witches .. spells .. garbage more like

a reply to: GodEmperor

Conservative witchcraft vs liberal witchcraft.

What a world.

Just got word from my celestial medium, it was a dirty trick by Russian hacker gnomes. These witches were duped into casting the Authoritarian Enhancement spell on The Donald!

a reply to: GodEmperor

lol

This is what I had to work with for my ritual tonight because my printer was broken. I don't think I did to poorly:




It's ashes now but... meh.

I'll get right on stopping all them "evil witches" right away. I ain't letting none of them hex Trump, no sir.

Heh.

originally posted by: 3daysgone
they will be met with how they meet.

So will Trump. That's the point. Duh.

There's no such thing as a "waning crescent ritual day." I'm not into witchcraft but I've heard of wiccans at parties say that basic stuff is all a personal relationship with nature. All of a sudden a "day" comes up where people do things on im not buying it. Sounds like del Rey is all bunk and they're just making stuff up as they go along. Artists..