How to Be Politically Correct

It's really easy, and just to be sure that no one can screw this up so we can all be less offensive, I made sure to get a video made by a properly edumacated expert who has taken all the correct courses in the subject.

But I think the most important take away of all is to ALWAYS BE OFFENDED!

So enjoy and stay offended, my friends. (Oh and don't laugh because this is NOT a joke. No one is trying to offend you by making a joke.)

Nowadays the best way to be politically correct is to not say a word. Zombies are politically correct.

a reply to: rickymouse
Doesn't zombie sound politically incorrect though?

How about the mobile undead?

*opens mouth to make comment then remembers lesson learned and closes it again*

If we are zombies we are a minority, minorities can say anything.

I would have anxiety if i was PC, so i just try to tell myself, how would you talk to a three year old kid

a reply to: rickymouse

Im a gypsy and your comment was racist

Political Correctness is a disease that is deliberately spread throughout our lands like a sickness.

For the safety of the entire herd, those so inflicted should be cast into the fiery pit and burnt asunder.

It is a disease of control where no one can speak the truth and as such it is Satan's work.



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I laughed so i guess i guess that makes me a racist war rapist

originally posted by: Noncents
a reply to: rickymouse
Doesn't zombie sound politically incorrect though?

How about the mobile undead?

But that is offensive to zombies that have lost there legs...

I DEMAND that whichever franchise recently offended whomever become Kentucky Fried Duck as compensation!

originally posted by: rickymouse
If we are zombies we are a minority, minorities can say anything.

Yes but surely a smaller minority has more say than a larger minority.

So, as an individual, I have the right to say whatever I like as long as it isn't an opinion held by a group, which has majority over my personal opinion.

originally posted by: pheonix358
Political Correctness is a disease that is deliberately spread throughout our lands like a sickness.

For the safety of the entire herd, those so inflicted should be cast into the fiery pit and burnt asunder.

It is a disease of control where no one can speak the truth and as such it is Satan's work.

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Blaming this on Satan without any actual legally accepted proof is not politically correct. Satan is the one who tests us, our inability to pass the test can't be blamed on Satan.

originally posted by: rickymouse
Nowadays the best way to be politically correct is to not say a word. Zombies are politically correct.

"Undead Americans".

You racist.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: rickymouse
Nowadays the best way to be politically correct is to not say a word. Zombies are politically correct.

"Undead Americans".

You racist.

I haven't been racist since I had the 69 mustang back in the seventies.

originally posted by: crazyewok
But that is offensive to zombies that have lost there legs...

You are right, that was insensitive of me and reparations must be paid.

How about the animated post-deceased?