Made-up men reflect changing $50bn male "grooming" industry-I've Tried to ignore it

originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: CranialSponge

No Wild Cherry, but it does have SPF in it

never mind.

Just being silly.

a reply to: CranialSponge

Rock bands don't count.

Between teenage girls and flusies.

Their masculinity is never in question.

a reply to: neo96

Hmm. Then let's flesh this out, shall we?

Masculine men can wear make-up because their manhood is never in question.

Male politicians can wear make-up because, don't you know how washed out those lights make you look?

Male rock stars can wear make-up because we know they're not gay! Just look at the groupies!

However, wimpy emasculated guys are not allowed to wear make-up because someone could beat the cr@p out of them. Also they're probably gay and really should keep their gayness to themselves.

Did I cover all the bases?

originally posted by: zosimov

However, wimpy emasculated guys are not allowed to wear make-up because someone could beat the cr@p out of them. Also they're probably gay and really should keep their gayness to themselves.

Did I cover all the bases?

Almost.

Wimpy emasculated men are usually married, beaten down by life, drink too much, and if they wore make-up, would put to shame everyone else.

a reply to: DBCowboy

lol, cheers mate!

a reply to: zosimov

Really it's a lot simpler than that: the only guys that can wear makeup are guys that certain folks approve of wearing makeup because of arbitrary reasons they make up on the fly.

a reply to: Shamrock6

No, it's more simple than that - for theatrical purposes only.

a reply to: kosmicjack

"All the world's a stage..." my dear KJ

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: CranialSponge

No Wild Cherry, but it does have SPF in it

never mind.

Just being silly.

I saw it.

Wimp.

a reply to: Shamrock6

I thought you'd find it amusing. But I was asked to play nice. Some might not have appreciated it.

originally posted by: Shamrock6


Wimp.

Incorrect...he said he doesn't wear makeup.

originally posted by: kosmicjack

originally posted by: Shamrock6


Wimp.

Incorrect...he said he doesn't wear makeup.

I heard he wears Carmex though. And even Burt's Bees when he's feeling extra saucy

a reply to: Shamrock6

DBC never feels saucy. It's gravy he's into. McCormick. Low sodium.

Eye shadow isn't considered makeup.

It's just enhancing my existing awesomeness.

a reply to: kosmicjack

Yea I got nothin for that lol

Dinty Moore beef stew is the shiz though

originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: Shamrock6

DBC never feels saucy. It's gravy he's into. McCormick. Low sodium.

Pepper gravy facials work!

All of a sudden, this thread got awesome. Just had to say that. Carry on, please!

a reply to: zosimov


Wish augustus was around for this one ^.^

originally posted by: Mousygretchen
a reply to: zosimov


Wish augustus was around for this one ^.^

He's getting a bikini wax.

It'll take a while.