I'm bored

This week, I had finished employee evaluations and what do the ingrates do?

Over-seeing the project where we are designing a universal jumper kit for cardiologists, regardless of ECG unit configuration, to visualize ST elevation during Pericardiocentesis?

No.

Enhancing algorthms in patient monitors for determining MAP?

No.

Performance evaluations for capnography units and creating in-service for medical staff?

No.

The ingrates want different color markers for the white boards in our offices.


I hate them. I might just punch Gunther (the sad German intern) just to cause some drama.

Then blue.

I'll get blue markers.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I don't understand the language you are speaking, sorry can't help you.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Sounds like a real go-getter of a team that you have there

I work with similarly ambitious people, disappointingly.

Well, if you want, you could come punch some salesman for me.
Every dang month, they know when their expense reports are due by.
And the same 3 or 4 decide they are just to special to turn them in on time.

And the kicker? Our new owner thinks it's entertaining when I try different threats with them.

I concur, blue would be the correct choice of colour, as it would reflect your current mood.

Also, If you're going to hit someone, make sure it's a clean contact.

The rest? Unlucky!!!

Blue?

Nah, you want red. I was told never to use it because it is too aggressive and might intimidate the students. So it will perfectly match your mood and allow you to feel like you actually have punched Gunther ... right in the retinas!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Try being an ATS moderator.....

...not boring.

Frustrating.

But not boring.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Did you set up some parameters?

originally posted by: eriktheawful
a reply to: DBCowboy

Try being an ATS moderator.....

...not boring.

Frustrating.

But not boring.

roflmao

Glad you got that out!

a reply to: DBCowboy

"...different color markers for the white boards in our offices."

It's called 'diversity in the workplace'. Live It--Love It--Have It's Baby!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Remind the ingrates to set S.M.A.R.T. goals that they have to come up with by the end of the week! And their next evaluation depend on those goals! Out the window with petty things like marker colors!

(For those that do know - Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Realistic, Timely. We just got done with our yearly evaluations. I know it works because that is what was done to me )

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: DBCowboy

I don't understand the language you are speaking, sorry can't help you.

I think it's Hindi.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I might just punch Gunther (the sad German intern) just to cause some drama.

Just make sure you aim for the throat.

Nothing tells the direct reports 'I hate your guts' more than a judo chop to the adams apple.

Give em white markers instead.

a reply to: visitedbythem

And take all the erasers!!

a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm bored

bring a gun to work ?
it gets hearts pumping....

Gunther could be target practise ?

originally posted by: eriktheawful
a reply to: DBCowboy

Try being an ATS moderator.....

...not boring.

Frustrating.

But not boring.

Below is a picture of someone who was just told that they are now an ATS mod.


A picture of a mod who was just promoted to a super mod.


Finally, a picture of a mod who has to deal with me. Again.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
This week, I had finished employee evaluations and what do the ingrates do?

Over-seeing the project where we are designing a universal jumper kit for cardiologists, regardless of ECG unit configuration, to visualize ST elevation during Pericardiocentesis?

No.

Enhancing algorthms in patient monitors for determining MAP?

No.

Performance evaluations for capnography units and creating in-service for medical staff?

No.

The ingrates want different color markers for the white boards in our offices.


I hate them. I might just punch Gunther (the sad German intern) just to cause some drama.

Then blue.

I'll get blue markers.

That universal kit..does that mean you can plug it in anywhere, if you can't get near the heart!

Just order Gunther to perform the Seldinger technique on himself.
That way everyone (except Gunther) is entertained.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: eriktheawful
a reply to: DBCowboy

Try being an ATS moderator.....

...not boring.

Frustrating.

But not boring.

Below is a picture of someone who was just told that they are now an ATS mod.

Don't listen to him...he's a very naughty boy!