"If I was El Presidente..."

Was just thinking back to fun times with friends, when after a few drinks we'd start talking about politics, and eventually some hoser would say. "If I were El President I would..." and we'd take turns outlining our grandiose dreams of a new world. I think my best idea was to turn all roadways back to gravel to weed out bad drivers.
Anybody else have memories of funny campfire manifestos? I had one buddy that wanted to give votes to mosquitoes because they clearly outnumber us.

i have in the past, and on here, stated that my first EO would be to make the word irregardless a real word into the dictionary. In fact, I remember hoping Bush would do it in the ninth grade. Thats always been my "if I were POTUS" prioirty.

a reply to: ThickAsABrick

We need Judge Dredd or something like it, take the garbage outside...



Oh, i would ban the theatre, it is a disgrace, from where it started to today`s ridiculous productions.