A serious mature discusssion on a very boring topic

a reply to: Mousygretchen

It may be too late.

I'm not saying it's bad, but I may have caused climate change.

I'm not going to say it was bad, but I had MSNBC on the tv and Rachel Maddow even smelled it and made a face.

Maddow made a face? Are you sure? I thought she always looked like that.



As you can see, you can always find work in the D (?) level superhero market.

Again, not saying that it's bad. . . . but are farts supposed to scream on their own minutes after they've left the colon?


Just checking.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I wonder of there is a coloerat....I mean correlation between your new sig and your current air expansion issue.....

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Mousygretchen

It may be too late.

I'm not saying it's bad, but I may have caused climate change.

Changing the local climate is better than changing carpet! Keep those ankles sealed with gorilla tape.

And maybe shut down any appliances that have a standing pilot light....

a reply to: JinMI

Not sure.

But if I do the Rites of Exorcism and use Lysol instead of Holy Water, it seems to calm them down.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That awkward moment when some asshole (hahaha yes, pun intended) unleashes an odor of such severity that it hurts people emotionally...and then they leave the vicinity. We call that "crop dusting".

My ex did that to my mother once, in a store. She said she knew it was him because he was practically sprinting away from her toward the restroom right after the sudden olfactory assault. Turned out to be a foreshadowing, because he's a worthless piece of #.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: JinMI

Not sure.

But if I do the Rites of Exorcism and use Lysol instead of Holy Water, it seems to calm them down.

You need an old priest and a young priest...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Again, not saying that it's bad. . . . but are farts supposed to scream on their own minutes after they've left the colon?


Just checking.

No. That is actually your colon, throwing its voice.

originally posted by: tigertatzen

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: JinMI

Not sure.

But if I do the Rites of Exorcism and use Lysol instead of Holy Water, it seems to calm them down.

You need an old priest and a young priest...

I need the Vatican.

originally posted by: tigertatzen

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Again, not saying that it's bad. . . . but are farts supposed to scream on their own minutes after they've left the colon?


Just checking.

No. That is actually your colon, throwing its voice.

Cough drops aren't supposed to be suppositories, are they?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: tigertatzen

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: JinMI

Not sure.

But if I do the Rites of Exorcism and use Lysol instead of Holy Water, it seems to calm them down.

You need an old priest and a young priest...

I need the Vatican.

Just show up on their doorstep. There's a better than average chance that good ole Francisco is the Antichrist. Unleash it on him...you could cast out your demons and save the world from Armageddon in the same visit. Two birds, one stone. Boom.

a reply to: tigertatzen

It would be . . . . "the Fart heard 'round the world".


. . . . . . . . . nah.

Wife isn't buying it. ma have to still sleep on the couch tonight.



Then burn the couch.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: tigertatzen

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Again, not saying that it's bad. . . . but are farts supposed to scream on their own minutes after they've left the colon?


Just checking.

No. That is actually your colon, throwing its voice.

Cough drops aren't supposed to be suppositories, are they?

LMFAO...I could tell you so many stories about patients and suppositories. People do the craziest things when it comes to medicine.

a reply to: tigertatzen

The wife is a nurse.

She's supposed to be kind and compassionate.

I suppose hugging her and letting one go kind of ruins that compassion though.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It would be . . . . "the Fart heard 'round the world". 

Recreate the Big Bang...

a reply to: DBCowboy

Yeah...that might put a damper on the compassion lol. Hopefully you'd at least warn her first...those surprise attacks are the worst ones.

a reply to: tigertatzen

Warning her takes all the fun out of it.

It should be against the law to ingest sardines with hot sauce, cheddar cheese, and pickles, washed down with stout beer, on the same day.
I could knock a buzzard off a sh!t wagon at 20 yards.