posted on Jan, 1 2017 @ 08:01 PM
Edit: Disqualified for being 2 liners!
Jose Canseco's twitter feed is always filled with wisdom nuggets. Here's a great relevent one you may enjoy:
"Why can't we catch the creepy clowns?! are they teleporting ?" -Jose Canseco
Runner up may be a special little moment when our President-elect refered to his penis size during the presidential debate:
Speaking about his hands: "if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee there's no problem, I guarantee you."
old man testes
edit on 1-1-2017 by zosimov because: (no reason given)