Don't do this!! (at home)

Tired and kinda' bleary eyed from a weekend of eating WAY too much, I drag my tired backside out of the sack and hop in the shower. Shower feels awesome! I'm awake (sorta'). Get out, towel off, find some britches and do the whole teeth brush thing. Then it's time for the deodorant, right?

Grab the deodorant off the counter and pull off the lid. I don't like to stink (I know, TMI) so I put on a liberal amount of deodorant in the mornings. Well, I'd bought a replacement before I ran out. I grabbed the wrong one. Now, the whole deodorant thing is kind of an auto-pilot action for most, me included. So I lift up my arm and make about three passes on the ol' armpit before...."OUCH!!! DANG IT!!"

You know, that little plastic thing covering the deodorant under the cap of a new stick feels like using a garden rake on your armpit if you don't remove it first!

Anyway, don't try this at home!

That is all.

Grabbed the toothpaste out of the bathroom cabinet late one night, squished in on and then started to brush my teeth
It wasn't toothpaste it was dencorub, kinda like tiger balm or deep heat in a tube

Yeah, don't try that either

a reply to: Raggedyman

LOL...did that once as a kid too, with my Dad's Brylcreme (hair stuff)

GACK!!!

ETA...at least it wasn't the Preparation H!

You guys are funny!

Just put a large tube of super glue where the toothpaste usually is. That will teach you to pay attention in the future.

I hate it when that happens! I replenish my deodorant supply in my gym locker from home - sometimes I forget it's a new one and... ouch!

Left my shave cream can in the car one time (texas summer) and had an explosive event to deal with - that's why I no longer use spray deodorants!

ganjoa

Missus once put goanna oil in the bathtub for me after a game of footy
Jumped in and started to relax and then.....
Yeah, genitals didn't like that either, nice thought and all

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Aren't you glad you don;t have a menace the dennis staying the holidays?

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Instead of deodorant try a teaspoon of baking soda with 1/2 teaspoon of water in the palm of your hand , rub both hands together and then rub them under your arms. Stops the stink for up to 3 days (for me atleast). Doesn't stop you sweating but it stops the smell. Far better for you than the stuff your using.
Go on try it....try it, try it , try it, try it.

Don't confuse the denture adhesive with the preparation-H.

originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Aren't you glad you don;t have a menace the dennis staying the holidays?

Crikey that's got to hurt ay?

I may suggest not doing any of these...anywhere.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Like wow man. Thanx for the warning!! LMFAO!!!

I usually don't post about My brain Farts, but there are occasions that it would help others to see some of My dumbness, so They might not fall victim.

Example:

Took a drink very fast recently and pop shot out of one My nostrils.
It was actually funny as hell!
When I started to laugh about it, I blew snot.