A Cowboy Christmas adventure

a reply to: Night Star



BOOZE!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh suck it up buttercup...you'll find that bear.
Merry Christmas.



ETA...I just walked 4 kms for 6 beers in minus 16 Canadian...with a neck brace.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just spitballin' here...but if they already think you're a liberal couldn't you tell them Russians hacked your flight reservations?

I'm driving.

K.
I got nuthin'...you're screwed.
Just go...curl up in the fetal position in the corner...and laugh maniacally every time someone mentions the word Christmas.

It's . . .

HAPPY HOLIDAY

(liberal, remember?)

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh suck it up buttercup...you'll find that bear.
Merry Christmas.

I told my son (who is going with me) he has to kill a bear before I can consider him a man.

He told me to shut up.

a reply to: DrumsRfun

if he kills it
he'll finally be a Man
and be able to do Manly things

and i'd have lost another soul....

a reply to: DBCowboy

Tell him you used to walk ten miles before you got to tell yer dad to shut up.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
ETA...I just walked 4 kms for 6 beers in minus 16 Canadian...with a neck brace.

JESUS!

I walked to the kitchen for a bourbon and had to take a break coming back to the living room.

a reply to: DrumsRfun

Pro tip, buy a dozen and save you the next trip.

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
ETA...I just walked 4 kms for 6 beers in minus 16 Canadian...with a neck brace.

Wow, using my U.S. public school knowledge on your goofy metric system that's like 36 miles, one way.

You need to be more like Drums, DB.

a reply to: DBCowboy

In a plot twist you are fat and hairy and no one would question your son made a mistake in a blizzard

"you should have shut up when I told you bear"

a reply to: Indigent

hahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . .

That's not funny.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: DrumsRfun
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh suck it up buttercup...you'll find that bear.
Merry Christmas.

I told my son (who is going with me) he has to kill a bear before I can consider him a man.

He told me to shut up.

Years ago I told my 13 yr. old son the exact same thing.
We're banned from the zoo for life.

a reply to: Indigent

Pro tip, buy a dozen and save you the next trip.

I am not allowed to carry too much weight because of my neck.
Meh,6 beers is about 3 days supply anyways...thats how I know life is awesome hahaha

a reply to: DrumsRfun

6 beers is about 3 days supply anyways

err WTF ?

its about an hours supply....

a reply to: DrumsRfun

I walked 4 km to get a quarter pounder in Germany, I vowed never to walk 4 km again.

In one of those life f you moments I took a bus to not walk the return trip, I just took any bus and it went to other city so I ended up walking 6km...

a reply to: kibric

Is that metric too? In my measurement system, it's less than an hour(it's Monday).

a reply to: DrumsRfun

Those six beers wouldn't be O.V. would they? God I miss that stuff...

Got to sign off now.

Have to get some sleep in an actual bed before heading out on the first leg of the journey.

And early morning drive then. . . .

Next stop? Any hotel with a ####ing bar before I reach Snow-Death Hide-A-Way.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Have a safe trip DB!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Best of luck