Ode to a politician

This is my poo, it does not stink
I am an elitist, so I do not think.
I cry
And lie
And never ask why
Because my poo don’t stink.

Embrace my poo and realize
My poo is to editorialize
My poo doth proselytize
The lies
And cries
Of the great Unwise.

I share my poo for all humanity
So they can learn and love my vanity
The lies
The cries
Embrace, and adore, and love my insanity.

I had to bump this.

I thought it was awesome.