Add a caption: Obama and Merkel's last meeting before Trump takes office

Merkel: We almost took down Western civilization, but the fight isn't over.

Obama: Allah Snackbar!

Merkel: The jihad has just begun, my friend. The jihad has just begun.

Obama: So, those plans we had.....

Merkel: ..........

Obama: There may be a problem....

Merkel: Will the US occupation of Germany ever end, will we be ever sovereign again, as germans?

Obama: Oh Angy, thought you know that this occupation of germany, since 1945, is for the profits of the USA. And because the USA is the cream of the crop, this occupation will never end. We need the german outpost for our warmongering against russia, as an outpost for all the US alphabet agencies, to spy on the european people, we need germany to store our nukes there.

Merkel: But shouldn´t we tell the german people the truth about all that, because most of them even know?

Obama: But then they ALL would realize that german soldiers don´t fight for the freedom of germany at the Hindukush, for example, and that wouldn`t be good for our western, US billionairs ruled NWO plans.

Merkel: I had to ask you this, because as politicians we are accountable for the satisfaction of our people...

Both: MUAHAAAHHAAAAHAHAAAAA

Obama: I told you these chairs were a mistake.

a reply to: auraofblack

There probably was a very serious reason they had to meet face–to–face. They probably expected Clinton to win like almost everyone else. Clinton winning would have meant a continuation of Obama's immigration policies. You really opened my eyes. I'm sure the conversation between Obama and Merkel was very serious, and it had to happen face–to–face. I'm sure they've learned their lesson about emails.

a reply to: Profusion

So , Bama my man, know any good places to fish before you enact martial law?

Obama- "Hey Ange, can we come stay too..."

a reply to: Profusion

Merkel: "You know it is true what they say... you really are a panzy."

Obama: "Ah, and you know what Angie, you are as they say... quite the cold hearted B****

Merkel: "Looks like our club is getting smaller?"
Obama: "Sorry about that....I blame Hillary"

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Merkel: " So.....they found 3 more bodies connected to the Clinton Foundation"

Obama: "Say that one more time..."

a reply to: Profusion

OBAMA:Who should we label "Fake News" first?
Infowars,Drudge report,Breitbart or Project Veritas?

MERKEL:What about CNN,MSNBC,CBS,FOX,REUTERS,The New York Times and The Washington Post?

OBAMA:..................Crickets......

Merkel: I hear trump grabs womens privates

Obama: You mean like this..

Merkel: That's my cock

Merkel: Gotten Himmel! There's a fly in my soup.

Obama: No - it looks like a bug to me. (thinks: probably one of ours).

a reply to: Fisherr

well made me waste my coffee.

a reply to: Profusion

Merkal: What are we going to do??

Obama: See this big red button under the table?

a reply to: Profusion

Merkel : why are you touching me with your foot under the table?
Obama : That's not my foot.
Merkel.: That's not my leg neither.

Double.

a reply to: Profusion

My two entries.

a reply to: Profusion

Merkel: Is that your foot?

Obama: Guess again.