Politics in real life. . . . not on the internet

I posted this in a thread but I thought it deserved it's own place in the lexicon of strife and turmoil.


. . . . . . . .At work today I had a serious conversation with my staff. Even Gunther, the sad German intern.

I told them that they are free to their beliefs but regardless of what they believe, please try to be professional.

So the whole disrespectful lot of them placed a big sign on my office door that said, "Trump supporter inside, beat him".

I should fire them.


We laughed and laughed.

Then I deported Gunther and fired them all.

Kidding. Though I did make Gunther cry a little.

But really, most people, I'd say 98.437% don't really give a crap.

It makes good drama and keyboard warriors such as myself, enjoy the battles that take place on the cyber-battlefield of the internet. But in real life?

Meh.

People still have to go to work, we want to keep what we earn regardless of who is in office.

So while I will still be a thorn in the side of all the authoritarian leftists, take heart comrades!


It doesn't really matter what you or I say.

It does matter what we do. That's who we are. You can call yourself this or that, you can call me this or that.

But the only person who can actually define me is myself.



Now I must take a sharp stick to Gunther and make him cry in the coffee maker. Tears make the best cup of coffee.

You are already forced to coexist with those people for food, why would you poison the well more talking about politics religion or anything really.

Be polite with your coworkers, you are not there to be friends

It doesn't really matter what you or I say.

"there is nothing really to say " - someguy

"Trump supporter inside, beat him"

sieg heil mein fuhrer

originally posted by: Indigent
You are already forced to coexist with those people for food, why would you poison the well more talking about politics religion or anything really.

Be polite with your coworkers, you are not there to be friends

I'm actually there to be their overlord. I tolerate the underlings because when I make them dance, it amuses me.

a reply to: DBCowboy

IRL the consensus is "Yeah those douches both #ing suck".

and mention the third angle of the JFK assassination.

originally posted by: Indigent
You are already forced to coexist with those people for food, why would you poison the well more talking about politics religion or anything really.

Was that a mispell, did you mean poison the Wall.

a reply to: DBCowboy

my message was for the scrubs, a boss is not a coworker, he is not at your level and you should not even look at him at the face, kneel while he walks or something

a reply to: Indigent

I like humble whimpering when I walk by.

It amuses me almost as much as the dances I make them do when I finally decide to pay them.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

But really, most people, I'd say 98.437% don't really give a crap.

That's right

Sadly as always the 1.563% is having a massive-circle-jerk-episode again.

a reply to: DBCowboy

if you were my boss
i'd gradually fill your desk drawers with sugar
over the course of months
till you started going mad...

originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: DBCowboy

if you were my boss
i'd gradually fill your desk drawers with sugar
over the course of months
till you started going mad...

If you were my employee, you wouldn't be able to afford sugar!

a reply to: DBCowboy

It amuses me almost as much as the dances I make them do when I finally decide to pay them.

hahaha...you said you're their boss...but you didn't clarify if you own the business or not - either way you may have an unfair dismissal or bullying lawsuit coming your way.

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

If I allowed them access to phones, internet, freedom, you might be right.

a reply to: DBCowboy

If you were my employee

every morning before you got to work
i'd sit on your chair and warm it up
really print my warm buns into your chair

the uncomfortable realisation
of sitting in a warm chair
quickly panicked by the thought
did they go balls out..

questions for your soul..
had the warmth of another mans buttocks crossed a personal boundary...?
could you get used to this....?

a reply to: kibric

You're sitting in my farts.

Think about that.

a reply to: DBCowboy

ahhh god

MY BALLS....



obliterated by your logic bomb

a reply to: kibric

He is the boss for a reason after all