I Just Voted For A Woman For President Of The United States Of America

a reply to: zazzafrazz

I know that's why he hacked that ballet box and put your name in there copied that to a billion others and bingo , we see you at the inauguration soon

originally posted by: Jdennis10
AugustusMasonicus, could you put me up to replace this guy? I will do a better job. I promise.

Done. Not only because you would be more competent but I have a feeling you would be easier on the eye as well.

originally posted by: Gandalf77
I would have voted for her too if I had read this thread before heading to to the polling station.

I wish I would have thought of this sooner. It would have saved me months of anguish on who to vote for.

Could someone remind Zazz that "disclosure" means telling us secret stuff about aliens and not stripping down in the Oval Office.

Thanks.

a reply to: DBCowboy

So what is a debriefing?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

Could someone remind Zazz that "disclosure" means telling us secret stuff about aliens and not stripping down in the Oval Office.

Uh, do we really have to get one or the other? I'm kinda torn if that is the case.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I don't know if you caught it but I put you up as Prime Minister of Canada, which, if my geography is still good, is somewhere not in the United States.

Muahahahahaaaa...

And because I'm a socialist commie pinko from the Great White North:

Free booze, cigarettes, cigars, bacon, and maple syrup for every Canadian who passes my snow-shovelling 10-minute speed test !

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
So what is a debriefing?

That's what men-Presidents do.

Ever here of Bill Clinton?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Mr Headshot

I'd be a-ok wth hearing zazz do sotu addresses, from the Oval Office.

All of us would think things are great since none of us speak Aussie.

I can assist - I'm fluent in Bi-citizenual, I will volunteer to be her interpreter for all of youze.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: Gandalf77
Birthday suits are reserved for the office of the VP.

Hahahaha... Too funny.

In all sincerity, my birthday is the 4th of July, and it's pretty freakin' hot here that time of year.
So if these RWB budgie smugglers do indeed become mandatory attire on the 4th, you won't get any real compliance issues from me. Small price to pay, really.

originally posted by: Sparky63

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

 

...she has integrity....

You lost me at, "she has integrity". The woman is a compulsive liar and cannot be trusted. Integrity is defined as, "the quality of being honest and having strong moral principles; moral uprightness.". www.google.com...=integrity%20definition

This cannot be honestly be applied to Hillary even by her most fervent supporter if they are intellectual honest.

Yeah but what about zazzy?

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
I can assist - I'm fluent in Bi-citizenual, I will volunteer to be her interpreter for all of youze.

Tanks, now iz can unde-stands ya.

originally posted by: CranialSponge
Free booze, cigarettes, cigars, bacon, and maple syrup for every Canadian who passes my snow-shovelling 10-minute speed test !

Hmmmm, Canada is sounding better than the United States.

Queen Zazz! We must invade!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

there's always 2020

That's right nobody wouldn't even remember what you voted by then..

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am voting AugustusMasonicus for VP. Zazza 2016 AugustusMasonicus 2016

originally posted by: Jdennis10
I am voting AugustusMasonicus for VP. Zazza 2016 AugustusMasonicus 2016

Nooooooo!!!!!!! We would likely kill each other.

I'm happy being Minister of Bourbon.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes I'd like another woman (preferable african american/latina) as my running mate, as it would make the cray people here lose their fricking minds.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If you're Minister of Bourbon, can I be the Director of Drinking Relations?

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Yes I'd like another woman (preferable african american/latina) as my running mate, as it would make the cray people here lose their fricking minds.

Well, I did write Kali in as VP so there's that. I suppose she can go the Rachel Dolezal/Trump route and change her skin color.

a reply to: TerryDon79

I particularly love we now have ministers here in the Kingdom of the United States.